king kong ninja's definitions

king hippo

something that appears difficult, but is really simple with the right knowledge. based on the mike tyson's punchout character of the same name.

last night's homework was hard!
-what that? nah that was so king hippo

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

longball

any impressive accomplishment. based on a slang term for homerun, it is used to designate when one has "hit it out of the park"

i didn't know you can breakdance bill!
yeah, well chicks dig the longball.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

beer and titties

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

gigglefest

(noun.) uncontrollable hairtrigger laughter. known to occur at slumber parties after the topless pillowfight.

after we started talking about how weird our chemistry teacher is, tamara flung a tampon at jamie. after that it was pretty much a nonstop gigglefest

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

dutch wax

the male equivalent of a brazillian wax.

They told him he'd never make it in the adult industry without a dutch.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

congratalamentations

A bittersweet recognition offered to another person who has acheived something that deserves good will and praise but nonetheless fills you with a degree of sadness for the achievment's not being in line with your own selfish wants.

Congratalamentations on getting that girl i had a crush on's number.

by king kong NINJA October 13, 2006

irony

the opposite of what is intended happening or being presented.

A SUV with a bumper sticker that says keep earth green.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004