king jay 's definitions
If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.
Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...
by King Jay December 11, 2007
Get the garbage smashmug. Most Valuable Drunk refers to the member of your crew that can be counted on each time he or she is wasted for severeal things:
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
1)They will make several questionable jokes
2)They will promise things without thinking, sometimes with no possible positive outcome
3)They will always be the life of the party, whether people are laughing at them, or with them
Eric: Yo how did this shit even get started...I don't wanna have a team fight with these ninja's, who got us into this shit?
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
Matt: Sighhh...It was our MVD, at work again...
Jay: You guys need me, im the Most Valuable Drunk! They're not that fast...
by king jay March 27, 2008
Get the Most Valuable Drunkmug. If you feel strongly against something or a very deep hatred for event in question. Fuck that noise is a way of saying no chance, no way an event is "going down"
Matt: Jay man, let's hit up The OC this weekend?
Jay: Fuck that noise, too many chochs...
Matt: Word, fuckin lames...
Jay: Fuck that noise, too many chochs...
Matt: Word, fuckin lames...
by King Jay March 11, 2008
Get the fuck that noisemug. Germ Donor:(Not to be mistaken with Sperm Donor) During the cold season,when someone coughs or sneezes in a public area, germs invariably follow and latch onto the nearest unknowing receiver.
Matt: Cough, cough...Ugh I've got a tewwible code.
Jay: I know, cover your damn mouth you Germ Donor.
Matt: Sowwy...
Jay: I know, cover your damn mouth you Germ Donor.
Matt: Sowwy...
by King Jay January 7, 2009
Get the Germ Donormug. Similar to HitStick popularized by Madden 2005 (and since). In the game when someone is HitStick they are bewildered and shaken from the event. ShitStick is farting around someone and having the same effect.
Matt: What is that?!
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.
Jay: I definetaly reefed a fart at you...
Matt: Dude that sounded like a low flying jet.
Jay: It's my new ShitStick...enjoy.
by King Jay July 4, 2008
Get the shitstickmug. Soon time is a good answer to use when people are streesing for a respone. It basically means that they needn't worry and act in question will happen asap.
Matt: Yo guy we gotta pay out rent, when you gonna get the money?
Jay: Soon time...
Matt: Word son, glad to hear it.
Jay: Soon time...
Matt: Word son, glad to hear it.
by King Jay March 11, 2008
Get the soon timemug. Beautiful & talented pop singer. Kesha is highly intelligent with a very good IQ. Kesha started her career as Ke$ha but changed it due to relieving her past and starting anew. Kesha is truly a warrior, she taught to be yourself and have fun. Kesha has amazing musical talent and is known for her song "TiK ToK", she made numerous hits like "Die Young", C'Mon, and "Crazy Kids". She developed through time and became one of the most popular mainstream artists. Kesha is truly magical and changed people's lives. She truly deserves respect and is actually better than what people think (she even has her own jewelry line!). K$ ⚡👽✨
by king jay May 22, 2014
Get the kesha rosemug.