12 definitions by kim mitten

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When a man puts his penis into a box of popcorn at a cinema and his partner attempts to masturbate him secretly.
We went to watch Star Wars but all we got was soggy popcorn.
by Kim Mitten March 24, 2007
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Cheer Up, it'll be alright mate.
John: Whats wrong?
Jack: My girlfriend dumped me cos I look a bit like a parrot.
John: Pussy Up Chips, plenty more fish in the sea.
by Kim Mitten April 12, 2007
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When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.
Did you pick up any hookers tonight?
No I was just traffic teasing.
by Kim Mitten March 24, 2007
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When a female shaves off her pubic hair but leaves just an arch of hair above the clitoris. Similar to a walrus style bristle brush early 20th century moustache.
'Cath shaved her pubes last night but she left a clit moustache.'
by Kim Mitten April 23, 2007
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A Brighton term for a woman with very spotty breasts.
I got her bra off and she had Goodies Pizza, I couldn't continue.
by Kim Mitten April 12, 2007
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When one person shaves all their body hair onto another. Sometimes this can be a sexual activity where one or both partners get satisfaction from the act.
Last night Mike gave me a Bear Shower.
by Kim Mitten April 02, 2007
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one person in a group goes to take a crap. This sets off a crapping chain reaction that means that everyone else in the group have to follow, one after the other. Also known as a Mud Baton.

'once you plop, you can't stop'
"Dave went for a dump in the pub yesterday, and started off a pringling session that meant we all needed to go
by Kim Mitten April 02, 2007
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