kilometeros's definitions

909-er

OC slang for the "different" style of speech of the people who live in the Inland Empire (909 area code)

Drew, stop mumbling. You sound like a fucking 909-er.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

condom

A device, usually made of Latex or rubber and of different strengths and widths, usually lubricated, which can prevent pregnancys or STD's.

Drew, put on an american condom. Those fucking Chinese ones won't fit on yours; theyre too small.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

morning wood

a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.

damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

upskirt

A video or photograph of up a woman's skirt. Some have underwear, others don't, they reveal the vagina.

The scandalous recent upskirt of Paris Hilton has been hitting the news lately

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.

Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008