condom

A device, usually made of Latex or rubber and of different strengths and widths, usually lubricated, which can prevent pregnancys or STD's.

Drew, put on an american condom. Those fucking Chinese ones won't fit on yours; theyre too small.

by kilometeros July 11, 2008

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Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.

*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

by kilometeros August 04, 2008

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InTheWoods

1) n. A place where rapes and sexual assaults commonly can occur.

2)n A place where horny teens go to fuck in privacy under their parents' radar.

1) Rapist: Dude, Im going to take this hot MILF inthewoods with me tonight. She seems totally loose!

P.O.: Can I come with? I found a hot slut earlier today too!

2) Ryan: Baby, let's go inthewoods tonight!

Ashley: Alright Ryan! I'm horny and have been waiting for this for a while! Let's fuck!

by kilometeros July 12, 2008

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