Sarris

The name of a reptile humanoid alien from the movie GalaxyQuest. He demands the Omega-13 device from the Thermians, a naive alien group disguised as humans.

Tim Allen shot Sarris to death in front of a GalaxyQuest convention! Right on!

by kilometeros August 05, 2008

get some

to seduce a girl into getting some pussy

John: Bro, I got some last night!
Ryan: Dude, Im gonna get some tonight!
John: (No your not...)

by kilometeros August 08, 2008

Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.

*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

by kilometeros October 01, 2008

LAA

Acronym for Los Angeles Angels, which is a retarded acronym created by owner Arturo Moreno in order to make citizens of Los Angeles feel welcome in Anaheim, where the Angels actually play.

At Dodgers Stadium

Arty Moreno:How come it says ANA on the scoreboard? It should say LAA now.

Frank McCourt(Dodgers owner): Bro, you guys play in Anaheim not in L.A., so we're not putting up LAA if you're not from L.A.

by kilometeros October 02, 2008

ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.

Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.

by kilometeros July 07, 2008