kilometeros's definitions

morning wood

a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.

damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.

Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.

by kilometeros July 7, 2008

Asian Dragon

A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon

Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?

Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!

Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!

by kilometeros October 22, 2008

LAA

Acronym for Los Angeles Angels, which is a retarded acronym created by owner Arturo Moreno in order to make citizens of Los Angeles feel welcome in Anaheim, where the Angels actually play.

At Dodgers Stadium

Arty Moreno:How come it says ANA on the scoreboard? It should say LAA now.

Frank McCourt(Dodgers owner): Bro, you guys play in Anaheim not in L.A., so we're not putting up LAA if you're not from L.A.

by kilometeros October 2, 2008

Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.

*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

by kilometeros October 1, 2008