2 definitions by Kilomack

unexpected titties

When something that unexpected and awesome happen.
"I reached in my pocket and found twenty bucks"
"Nice man, unexpected titties"
by Kilomack March 8, 2011
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Landis

When a guy rubs off a girl without getting anything in return
"We were getting down and I rubbed her off and didn't even get a lousy hand job back (Landau)"
"Dude, you gave a Landis!"
by Kilomack November 30, 2008
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