killmeihavenolife's definitions

chocotacoing

eating out a black chick in the winter

man i met this sexy lady and we went chocotacoing

by killmeihavenolife January 25, 2010

christmas ornament

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009

Rump roast

the act of cooking someone from the inside out with a curling iron in their ass

the tragic cause of death was rump roasting

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

herpasyphilaids

rare disease which causes dickenpox contracted through sexual contact with a transvestite cadaver

o shit i have herpasyphilaids

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

dickenpox

a rare strain of hepatitis x

o fuck i have dickenpox!!!!!!

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

jizzmas

the failure to jizz on santa claus

i hope it will be a white jizzmas

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

flowerectamy

the removal of a flower from your urethra

i have to have a flowerectamy

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009