Tescoface

a)A person who hangs around either in Tesco, or in the car park of said supermarket.
B)Miles
oh my god Miles! You're such a Tescoface! Go on! Get out of the bin!
by Kieran February 28, 2004
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aqua turd

its when you take a shit in the ocean. Usually after the doing the big brown water snake floats up next to you.
dude i was at the beach yesterday, and that mexican food fuckin' got to me. Thank god i was wearing bord shorts cuz i took the fattest fucking aqua turd in the world.
by kieran May 07, 2004
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woog

A word said in surprise, to accentuate how surprised you really are.
Woog! That monkey fell out of the sky!
by Kieran February 28, 2004
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fooaltiyeman

"Fooaltiyeman" is a blending of the words "few ill tell you man" which is derived from the fabled prick dialect.
fooaltiyeman if i dunnae get a fucking fag
by Kieran January 30, 2005
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B'jangle

To become twisted up.
When something becomes tangled up.
I had to where tighty whities instead of boxers, other wise the boxer would've gotten all b'jangled in my crotch.
by Kieran October 21, 2004
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Teff

by Kieran February 01, 2003
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