kieralovedanny's definitions

its not funny

when someone does something bad a numerous amount of times despite how many times theyve been told off for it

mum: its not funny how many times i have ive told you to stop going at bed at 6:00am and you still wont listen!
me: sorry im busy watching youtube i cant help it

by kieralovedanny June 9, 2025

Poor Mans Garage Sale

when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.

john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!

by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025

Diarripated

When someone rushes to the toilet and starts doing a constipated poo but a quarter way through it turns into diarrhea

chad: i cant believe i heard john being diarripated after eating all that ice cream
danny: i feel bad for the poor guy, that must suck

by kieralovedanny October 11, 2025

Gasbag

NZ/Aussie slang for a individual who talks endlessly, often without regard for anybody who is waiting on them. Commonly used to describe chatty mothers.

when i was little my mum used to see her friend in the supermarket and gasbag for hours.

by kieralovedanny October 11, 2025

discreet vibrator

a vibrator disguised as a common household item. such as a: makeup brush, lipstick,hair clip etc.
most times it doesnt fool anybody because it has buttons on them.

john opened his sisters package expecting to find his video game he ordered and instead found his sisters discreet vibrator shaped like a makeup brush! i feel bad for his eyes.

by kieralovedanny October 15, 2025

cd coaster

when a cd-r fails to burn for whatever reason making the disc completely useless and about as usable as a beverage coaster.

john burned a cd-r and it failed burning so he used it as a cd coaster for his pepsi.

by kieralovedanny October 17, 2025

Pre nostalgia

when your nostalgic for a time your currently in.
the feeling that you know your gonna miss this when your older.

chad felt the pre nostalgia when he was playing on his xbox 360 at midnight.

by kieralovedanny October 18, 2025