Definitions by kieralovedanny

Burner Sacrifice 

the act of handing your teacher a old phone and secretly keeping your actual phone when they ask for it

i gave my old cracked iphone 3GS to my teacher instead of my iphone 5s. the fool believed it!
my iphone 3gs is a burner sacrifice.

Burner Sacrifice by kieralovedanny July 14, 2025

its not funny 

when someone does something bad a numerous amount of times despite how many times theyve been told off for it

mum: its not funny how many times i have ive told you to stop going at bed at 6:00am and you still wont listen!
me: sorry im busy watching youtube i cant help it

its not funny by kieralovedanny June 9, 2025

hot oc syndrome

Intentionally designing your OC to be your type and ending up falling in love with them

kiera: omg ace valerian astor is so hot!
ella: whos that
kiera: my salnts row 3 oc

ella: you have hot oc syndrome

hot oc syndrome by kieralovedanny May 26, 2025

ill change i promise 

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

ill change i promise by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Milk Breath 

What one gets 5 minutes after guzzling Milk .
Usually it stinks and you have to brush your teeth after

Chad: hi guys!
Kirsten: ew Chad do you have milk breath
Chad: yea I just drank milk 5 minutes ago
Kirsten: Go brush your teeth your breath stinks of rotten milk

Milk Breath by kieralovedanny February 15, 2025

Pineapple eater 

One who eats way too much pineapple before they have sex because they're insecure about what their cum tastes like.

Needless to say, doing this is stupid and you'll end burning Your tongue from how much pineapple your eating.

Kevin is a pineapple eater.

Pineapple eater by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024

Beyond help 

Someone who is beyond all therapy and rehab.

My dad is beyond help.

Beyond help by kieralovedanny December 5, 2024