kid's definitions

Plushophile

That crazy 31-year old sicko who stole my teddy bear, cut a hole between its legs, and messed up the stuffing with some kind of smelly fluid by the time I found it. It was so badly mutilated and reeked so bad that I immediately threw it in the trash.

Damn that plushophile and his teddy-molesting fetish.

by kid August 20, 2003

don juan

Legend has it that he slep with over a thousand different women from eight different countries, but was eventually sent to Hell for refusing to give up his lustful ways.

The modern version of a Don Juan would be a pimp or a playa.

by kid August 26, 2003

shitter

jerk or pain in the ass

well the fuckin' thing was heading fright for my face so i hit that shitter out of the sky with a tennis racket

by kid October 12, 2003

fabarooni

ghetto macaroni for poor people

Pass the fabarooni please.

by kid May 13, 2005

Han Solo

A kid in South Brunswick who was named Han during band camp and is asian.

Why can't I be like Han Solo?!?!?

by kid March 2, 2005

I'll pencil you in

When somebody wants to schedule something with you, but you don't want to use a pen to finalize it in your calendar because that person is a loser. If something better comes along -- you can erase it.

Sure, I'd love to watch slides from your trip to the Grand Canyon -- I'll pencil you in.

by Kid May 20, 2004

eog

End of grade Tests. What kids in my school from grades 3-8 at the end of the school year. We just finished ours after 3 days.

Man, I can't wait till those fucking eogs are over!

by kid May 26, 2004