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Bob: How'd your date with Amanda go?
Bill: Well, I didn't get into her pants yet but I did get a callback! We're meeting again tomorrow night.
Date by kgm/s September 12, 2021

see you around 

A more polite way to say "I don't care if I never see you again".
Billy: How'd your date with Jessica go?
Bob: It was horrible. We had nothing in common; talking to her felt like pulling teeth. I had to end it with the good ole "see you around".

Joe: How was your date with Amanda?
John: I thought it was going well, but she used the "see you around" on me at the end so I know I'll never see her again.
see you around by kgm/s September 12, 2021

see you around 

A more polite way to say "I don't care if I never see you again".
Billy: How'd your date with Jessica go?
Bob: It was horrible. We had nothing in common; talking to her felt like pulling teeth. I had to end it with the good ole "see you around".

Joe: How was your date with Amanda?
John: I thought it was going well, but she used the "see you around" on me at the end so I know I'll never see her again.
see you around by kgm/s September 12, 2021

Do you speak Jawn? 

A question you ask someone to determine if "Jawn" is a part of their regular vocabulary, and thus whether they speak in an Eastern Pennsylvanian dialect. Jawn is a slang pronoun that originated in Philly. It can be used to refer to any person, place, or thing.
Billy: "Do you speak Jawn?"
Bob: "What the fuck is a John?"
Billy: "Clearly you don't. I guess you're not from Philly."
Do you speak Jawn? by kgm/s July 1, 2021
"Have a Fucking Terrible Summer." The alternative to writing HAGS (Have a Great Summer) in someone's yearbook. Can be done in jest to a friend or to someone you actually hate. In the latter case you typically wouldn't tell the person what it means.
Billy: "HAFTS... what does that mean?"
Bob: "Have a fucking terrible summer. You know I'm just joking!"

Mandy: "I wrote HAFTS in her yearbook; she has no idea what it means!"
HAFTS by kgm/s July 1, 2021
University of Pittsburgh Main Campus. Better than Pitt branch campuses and far better than Penn State. Not to be confused with University of Pittsburgh Medical Center.
Where do you go to college?
UPMC.
Huh?
University of Pittsburgh Main Campus!
UPMC by kgm/s March 28, 2021

Chegg bait

A near-impossible problem put on engineering or science exams to determine who is using online resources like Chegg. Works best for take home-exams, since a student would be able to Google the problem more easily in a non-proctored environment. A professor will typically enlist a teaching assistant to post a convincing yet erroneous answer on sites like Chegg ahead of time. Also known as a "cheat check".
Joe: "How'd you do question 5 on the thermodynamics exam?"
John: "I found the answer on Chegg. It looked right."
Joe: "You fell for the Chegg bait. The TA posted that answer, and there's an intentional error in it!"
Chegg bait by kgm/s October 15, 2020