Definitions by kevin

shlep 

noun.

A person who is incapable of performing even the most basic of tasks.

"Don't ask Joe for directions. He is a total shlep and will fuck it all to hell."

shlep by kevin December 16, 2003

dogballs 

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."

"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"

dogballs by Kevin December 15, 2003

BFD

Butt Fuck Deutschland, see "BFE"

We were supposed to get off at the Berlin Train Station, instead here we are in BFD

BFD by kevin December 14, 2003

Piera

Piera is a word that can be used for many different things.

Oh, don't be such a Piera.

Don't make me go Piera on your ass.

Did you go to the Piera school of management?

Piera by Kevin December 12, 2003

Steffigloo 

Steffigloo is a synonym for a jealous bitch.

Oh, don't get all steffigloo because Cyn is so much better than you.

Steffigloo by Kevin December 12, 2003

Piera

Piera can be used for many things.

Oh, don't be such a Piera.

Don't make me go Piera on your ass.

Did you go to the Piera school of management?

Piera by Kevin December 12, 2003

baroni 

a teacher lacking intelligence and street smarts usually teaches computer graphics

that teachers a fuckin baroni

baroni by kevin December 9, 2003