kevin's definitions

mydixafloppin

The Art of Impetence!

Man, i got mydixafloppin goin on here.. no bitch will stay in bed.

by Kevin April 8, 2005

Deusch Bag

A bag used to clean out one's pussy after sexual intercourse.

Mama!!! Telling sis to clean up all the Deusch bags she left around the house. There is one in my soup!

by Kevin April 10, 2004

Road Apple

A person who looks like they have been living on the road. Hippie

That girl is such a road apple, she has hairy armpits and bad body odor.

by Kevin June 2, 2004

orc chasm

A deep pit. On the other side is the best feeling in the world, though it's very temporary.

After screwing some knob goblins and drinking Horizontal Tango, I thought I was going to orc chasm.

by Kevin July 20, 2008

Speshtions

Small, orange, flat-like creatures who appear in hallunications.

Joe after taking a large hit of salvia: "Speshtions, Speshtions, Look at the Speshtions!!!!!!"

by Kevin September 11, 2005

right nut

The often left out brother of left nut

I'd cut off my left nut to see that!(Totally forgotten)

by Kevin January 4, 2005

sketchpad

used tampon

"go eat a sketchpad"

by kevin January 7, 2004