Definitions by kevin

salty 

the feeling after you do something stupid, that if you didnt have such big ego, your wouldnt of done

When the girl was trying to be funny, she anounced the inside joke to the class, to which she got no laughter. She then felt salty.

salty by Kevin April 4, 2004

texes 

Also known as the long horn state, and doubling for garneshments due to the government anually.

Damn Billy Bob! These here texes are goin up evry' year! Wanna go to texes?

texes by kevin March 25, 2004

fak 

any man who does a crazy dance in public to entertain friends. Secondary usage: To get a certian yawah all pumped up when she is just trying to sit on her couch. (May or may not be accompanyed by a fly-away.)

Fak! Look Matt! Look at Fak go!!

fak by kevin March 25, 2004

tweeter 

Cornhole,butthole,balloon knot etc.

Damn, I had this wicked burrito and a twelver of PBR last night and my tweeter is burning.

tweeter by kevin March 25, 2004

heatwave 

Sumone that gay ass fags do at Thayer

Dammit they really heatwaved ur bag

heatwave by Kevin March 25, 2004

baboy

a pig or someone who loooks like a pig or eats a lot

kevin your such a baboy.........

baboy by kevin March 21, 2004

near birth experience 

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

near birth experience by Kevin March 19, 2004