by Kevin June 12, 2004
Get the how multiracialmug. A female of caucasian decent. Normally found in trailor parks, very small towns, or working at Wal-Mart. Must either by attractive in a white trash way or at one time was attractive, but due to a diet of beer and fried chicken, no longer is.
She usually has the best trailor in the park.
She usually has the best trailor in the park.
"Hey Bubba, that Billy-Jean is one fine white trash princess. If we were closer related I'd hit that."
by Kevin June 18, 2006
Get the White Trash Princessmug. The Turner's next-door neighboors and Mr. Turner's arch nemesis on Fairly Odd Parents. Has a pool and a perfectly kept garden. Somewhat concieded and something of a materialist. His wife looks exactly like himself, only with different hair and a high-pitched voice.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
Get the Dinkleburg (or Dinkleberg)mug. 1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan.
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors
In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests.
When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.
by kevin February 21, 2004
Get the Sporkmug. When manually washing dishes, water splashes onto your crotch, often time giving you water saturated pants leaving you with a moist and damp crotch.
Kevin "I was washing the dishes at work, and the water sprayer soaked my apron through out the day. Then my apron could no longer hold any more water and soaked through to my pants. Then my pants were so wet, that my underwear was wet. And then my under wear was drenched, that my crotch was wet, moist, and damp. I had dish crotch"
Rob "I hate that"
Rob "I hate that"
by Kevin October 23, 2005
Get the Dish Crotchmug. 
Get the Half Staffmug. When you stick your face in between a chicks breasts and shack your face back and forth while making a "bbbbbrrrrr" sound.
by Kevin April 15, 2003
Get the brumskimug.