Tier System

The Tier System is a much symplified version of the 1-10 system of rating attractiveness based upon first impressions. It works as follows:

Tier 0 : Most attractive possible individual who is also rich and famous.
Tier 1 : Most attractive possible individual who is not rich or famous.
Tier 2 : Very attractive but not in the same league as Tier 1 individuals.
Tier 3 : Somewhat unattractive but acceptable in a pinch.
Tier 4 : Completely unattractive and unacceptable in all sexual contexts.

It is easy to talk about women using the Tier System becasue everyone knows exactly what you are saying.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

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Cold Ear

(Verb)
To insert cold semen into a victim's ear

"Yo man, you best be gettin off me before i give you the cold ear"

"Don't fall asleep tonight, or i'll give you the cold ear"

by Kevin November 15, 2004

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symbolsach

Usually heard with the word "African" as a prefix. "African symbolsach".

Jessi was trying to do a google image search for "beach". . .

Don't ask me how. I don't know, either.

"Jessi, why are you searching for African symbolsach?"

by Kevin January 29, 2004

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deuce deuce

when you take your second shit of the day usually happens the day after a night of heavy drinking.

hey Holst how many shits did you take today. Thats funny you ask Kev I just finished my deuce deuce.

by Kevin November 22, 2004

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10-in-1

n. a word used for a tool that is such a tool that he/she could be seen as the man's bitch. Comes from the idea of a "supertool" that has ten functions.

My sister is such a tool, she's got everything from a powersander to a flathead, she's such a 10-in-1

by Kevin March 24, 2005

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