kent's definitions

pwn

To play a joke on somebody, usually based around an outrageous lie. As soon as the other person believes you, admit its fake and make them feel dumb

Dude, you believed me that i killed my nephew, killed the cop that tried to arrested me, and broke out of jail, escaping to martha stewarts jail, and i raped her??? PWNED!!

by Kent January 25, 2005

halorgasm

1. (noun, English) The euphoric and/or pleasurable sensation induced by the Xbox video game "Halo." Usually experienced during massive multiplayer experiences, or when the player hears the cue word "killtacular."
2. (verb, English) To experience a halorgasm.

"When that 16-person Halo game started up, and I immediately got ravaged by four rockets at once, I had the best halorgasm of my life." or,
"Gunning down everyone on the blue team made me halorgasm hard."

by Kent October 23, 2003

hook

Drug dealer, mainly pot

Man the towns dry... You got a hook?

by Kent January 24, 2005

snarfer

A person who farts in the bath tub and then attmepts to eat the fart bubbles.

Jon is a snarfer.

by Kent June 15, 2003

KSHM

A comic written by me, Kent. Hence the "K". Very close to what really happens in this plane of existance. Dear God, help me. I need new friends. Two are gay. One moslests me on a daliy basis(girl). Also know as KTMS or My horrible life. (I had trouble figuring out a title)

KSHM is the funniest comic EVER!!! Read it.

by Kent November 5, 2004

G

GHB or gamma hydroxy butyrate, a drug which causes alcohol-like intoxication and reduces inhibitions and increases libido; also known as the "date-rape drug"

He dropped a capful of g in her drink before he took her home; no doubt he had his way with her that night.

by Kent October 8, 2003

Beef Sniper

A gunman whose area of expertise is on the field with guns blazing, or ducking around corners and chucking grenades. Only skilled at sniping when the target is, in fact, beef.

Kent is pretty good, but he's such a Beef Sniper.

by Kent January 9, 2005