by ken69 January 27, 2009
the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.
Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.
by ken69 January 27, 2009
by ken69 February 04, 2009
rare syndrome involving dramatic color changes of the scrotal sac from red to white to blue in any order. can be provoked by cold - or by exposure to reruns of Everyone Loves Raymond.
I was really concerned because my balls kept changing color but my doctor told me not to worry. I just have Raynard's Syndrome. He said I should keep my sac warm and protect it from Ray Romano.
by ken69 February 04, 2009
The act of sexual intercourse with a pressure ulcer, e.g. of a quadriplegic or a debilitated senior. Often occurring in a skilled nursing facility.
"That caregiver is giving Mrs. Jones in room 402-A a lot of special attention. I hope he's not planning on decubing her."
or
"Did you see the tight ulcer on that chick in the wheelchair? Man, I'm going decubing tonight!"
or
"Did you see the tight ulcer on that chick in the wheelchair? Man, I'm going decubing tonight!"
by ken69 May 12, 2010
a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.
I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!
by ken69 February 10, 2009
the reflux of colonic feces into the posterior oral cavity. it can be associated with shitzu - histologic changes of the pharyngeal mucosa suggestive of colon cancer. also known as shit in mouth disease.
I went to the doctor because my family was complaining of my bad breath. He diagnosed me with colopharyngeal reflux and prescribed breath fresheners to be used per rectum.
by ken69 February 04, 2009