pharmaceutical rep

a whore for the pharmaceutical industry peddling brand name drugs that are marginally better (if at all) and infinitely more expensive than generic drugs that have been available for decades.
The pharmaceutical rep came by the doctor's office to explain why patients' prefer a Cialis erection to a Viagra erection.
by ken69 February 17, 2009
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colopharyngeal reflux

the reflux of colonic feces into the posterior oral cavity. it can be associated with shitzu - histologic changes of the pharyngeal mucosa suggestive of colon cancer. also known as shit in mouth disease.
I went to the doctor because my family was complaining of my bad breath. He diagnosed me with colopharyngeal reflux and prescribed breath fresheners to be used per rectum.
by ken69 February 04, 2009
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vege-human

the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.
Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.
by ken69 January 27, 2009
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smegma cleanse

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."
by ken69 June 23, 2009
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vege-link

The feces of a vegetarian.
Those adventists lay some gnarly smelling vege-links.
by ken69 January 21, 2009
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Raynard's Syndrome

rare syndrome involving dramatic color changes of the scrotal sac from red to white to blue in any order. can be provoked by cold - or by exposure to reruns of Everyone Loves Raymond.
I was really concerned because my balls kept changing color but my doctor told me not to worry. I just have Raynard's Syndrome. He said I should keep my sac warm and protect it from Ray Romano.
by ken69 February 04, 2009
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decubing

The act of sexual intercourse with a pressure ulcer, e.g. of a quadriplegic or a debilitated senior. Often occurring in a skilled nursing facility.
"That caregiver is giving Mrs. Jones in room 402-A a lot of special attention. I hope he's not planning on decubing her."
or
"Did you see the tight ulcer on that chick in the wheelchair? Man, I'm going decubing tonight!"
by ken69 May 12, 2010
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