ken69's definitions

Raynard's Syndrome

rare syndrome involving dramatic color changes of the scrotal sac from red to white to blue in any order. can be provoked by cold - or by exposure to reruns of Everyone Loves Raymond.

I was really concerned because my balls kept changing color but my doctor told me not to worry. I just have Raynard's Syndrome. He said I should keep my sac warm and protect it from Ray Romano.

by ken69 February 4, 2009

goute

inflammatory condition of the foot. definietly NOT a wound

I have goute. But, not to worry because my doctor sent me to a wound care specialist.

by ken69 February 4, 2009

flied lice

a tasty concoction of rice vegetables and choice of meat sauteed in oil and soy sauce. often enjoyed with chopsticks.

My favorite dish at the Panda Inn is the flied lice.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

boner doc

a physician specializing in erectile dysfunction.

If you need a prescription for Viagra, go see my boner doc Dr. Stayhard.

by ken69 January 27, 2009

alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

by ken69 January 27, 2009

fibromyalgic

a patient who drives his/her doctor crazy.

One doc to another:

"What's up with Mrs. Jones?"

"Nothing. Just another fibromyalgic."

by ken69 January 27, 2009

vege-human

the newest vegan product by Worthington most useful while proselytizing to various cannibalistic tribes in Africa and inner Australia.

Sauteed in olive oil and garlic, this vege-human is quite tasty. All the body of the real thing with none of the guilt.

by ken69 January 27, 2009