ken power's definitions

terminal yap

when someone is talking so much that the only way they'll shut up is if they die.

larry: is she getting off the phone soon?

jerry: nah, dude, she's in terminal yap.

by ken power February 10, 2009

tubar

"turded up beyond all recognition"

derived from the military, "fubar"

my uncle louie got tubar'd last saturday by a fleetline bus.

by ken power September 5, 2007

boneskunk

it's when your pecker stinks from lack of hygiene.

man, everytime i open my legs i smell boneskunk.

by ken power February 2, 2009

COWN

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

larry: ya gettin any skin, bro?

jerry: naw, dude, i'm COWN.

by ken power February 10, 2009

pissflake

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

no two pissflakes are exactly alike at the north pole.

by ken power January 15, 2008

turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.

larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

by ken power January 15, 2008

shitweiler

a canine cross between a rottweiler and and shi tzu

an example??!!?? you can't visualize a shitweiler??

by ken power January 15, 2008