ken power's definitions

COWN

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

larry: ya gettin any skin, bro?

jerry: naw, dude, i'm COWN.

by ken power February 10, 2009

turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.

larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

by ken power January 15, 2008

pissflake

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

no two pissflakes are exactly alike at the north pole.

by ken power January 15, 2008

pissflake

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

it's so fuckin cold, i'm peeing pissflakes.

by ken power January 9, 2009

terminal yap

when someone is talking so much that the only way they'll shut up is if they die.

larry: is she getting off the phone soon?

jerry: nah, dude, she's in terminal yap.

by ken power February 10, 2009

shitweiler

a canine cross between a rottweiler and and shi tzu

an example??!!?? you can't visualize a shitweiler??

by ken power January 15, 2008

almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

by ken power September 5, 2007