turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.

larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

by ken power January 15, 2008

terminal yap

when someone is talking so much that the only way they'll shut up is if they die.

larry: is she getting off the phone soon?

jerry: nah, dude, she's in terminal yap.

by ken power February 10, 2009

pissflake

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

it's so fuckin cold, i'm peeing pissflakes.

by ken power January 09, 2009

tubar

"turded up beyond all recognition"

derived from the military, "fubar"

my uncle louie got tubar'd last saturday by a fleetline bus.

by ken power September 05, 2007

COWN

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

larry: ya gettin any skin, bro?

jerry: naw, dude, i'm COWN.

by ken power February 10, 2009

boneskunk

it's when your pecker stinks from lack of hygiene.

man, everytime i open my legs i smell boneskunk.

by ken power February 02, 2009

almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

by ken power September 05, 2007