Definitions by ken power

shitweiler 

a canine cross between a rottweiler and and shi tzu

an example??!!?? you can't visualize a shitweiler??

shitweiler by ken power January 15, 2008

shitwafer 

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

shitwafer by ken power January 15, 2008

turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.

larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

turdbruiser by ken power January 15, 2008

fuckhelmet

a condom. it protects as per a helmet.

oh shit, i think the fuckhelmet broke.

fuckhelmet by ken power January 15, 2008

dickopede 

an insect with 100 dicks

dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.

dickopede by ken power September 5, 2007

tubar 

"turded up beyond all recognition"

derived from the military, "fubar"

my uncle louie got tubar'd last saturday by a fleetline bus.

tubar by ken power September 5, 2007

almond goggles 

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

almond goggles by ken power September 5, 2007