freckle speckle

when someone farts in your face leaving little brown circles resembling freckles

i was eating this chicks ass when she gave me the freckle speckle

by ken power August 28, 2007

pissflake

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

no two pissflakes are exactly alike at the north pole.

by ken power January 11, 2008

pissflake

similar to a snowflake, but instead of water, it is made with frozen piss. occurs in far northern areas

it's so fuckin cold, i'm peeing pissflakes.

by ken power January 09, 2009

turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.

larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

by ken power January 11, 2008

dickopede

an insect with 100 dicks

dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.

by ken power August 28, 2007

COWN

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

cut off without notice. when your significant other withholds sex without prior notice.

larry: ya gettin any skin, bro?

jerry: naw, dude, i'm COWN.

by ken power February 10, 2009

fuckjack

a word used to denote the use of alcohol when trying to get laid. a conventional jack raises cars so that tires can be changed. a fuckjack (a drink) assists in the spreading of a girls thighs.

i can't score with this chick, so i may have to incorperate the use of a few fuckjacks to loosen her up.

by ken power July 29, 2008