kelly's definitions

lmmao

Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off

A: You're gay
B: LMMAO

by Kelly December 30, 2004

"jumping the shark"

(revival)
The scene was so preposterous that many believed it to be an ill-advised attempt at reviving the declining ratings of the flagging show... since then, it has become a metaphor that has been used by U.S. TV critics and fans to denote the point at which the characters or plot of a TV series veer into a ridiculous, out-of-the-ordinary storyline.

The term Jumping the shark alludes to a scene in the TV series Happy Days when the popular character Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli, on water skis, literally jumps over a shark.

A phase in a relationship to rekindle romance after a betrayal or tort action.

My boyfriend has been going so overboard on the gifts and little extras since I caught him with that other girl, every time we go out it is like "jumping the shark".

by Kelly October 15, 2007

charver

A cheap gold, stripey jumper worshipper. Arsehole crude and shouts at passers by whilst smoking their last tab in a bushelter. Anyone who isn't a chauver is either a goth or a sk8er according to them.

by Kelly October 6, 2003

Taystee

noun: The exclamation of something good, referring to a situation in context

When you are able to slam a beer faster than anyone else in the room, or inbibe more alcohol, someone may say, "taystee". The longer drawn out the tay- portion of the word, the better or more challenging the feat performed was.

by kelly November 11, 2003

chocolate star fish

the arse hole

I had acurry last night & now my "chocolate star fish" is on fire.

by Kelly August 11, 2003

ur retarded

A really idiotic comeback often used by stupid people who have nothing else to say.

<me> no.. your plan is worse
<them> but ur retarded!!!!

by Kelly March 7, 2004

Mahoo

1. A word to express any emotion ranging from agreement to defeat depending on the rise and lowering of its pronounciation. Also used as "mahoo'en" or "mahoo'ed"

Janice was all mahoo'ed out.

"Should we stop?" "Mahoo."

by kelly August 8, 2004