keith's definitions

lee trundle

having soccer am up your anus

'you are great'

by keith January 28, 2004

townie

Life ruiners, scum of the world

Townie : "ohhhhh, can i have some drugs to feed my baseball bat?"
Townie : "lets go clubbin an kill people with our weapons!"
Townie : "whats that? I listen to shit?"

by Keith September 14, 2003

teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

by Keith June 22, 2004

positive

An adjective meaning that something is good. It was introduced into popular culture by Mr. Boyle in late 2003 and early 2004. The word was then passed on through the students in his Pre-calc class. Recently the word has spread to southern California by an unnamed student attending USD.

Buying a chocolate chip muffin sounds pretty positive.

by Keith December 1, 2004

neck

A flannel shirt-wearing, pickup-truck-driving, farmer-tan-sporting, tobacco-spitting asshole redneck.

"Look at the dumbass 'neck with cowboy stripes (chew spit dribble) on the side of his 12-foot-tall F-350 crew cab monster pile of shit>"

by Keith November 29, 2003

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

A tongue twister

Say it five times fast

by Keith May 21, 2004

helter skelter

When things are out of control.

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."

by keith May 13, 2005