keith's definitions

D12

The Dirty Dozen...not because there are 12 people but because there are six people all with split personalities:

Eminem and Slim Shady
Proof and Derty Harry
Bizaare and Peter S. Bizaare
Mister Denaun Porter and Kon Artis
Swift and Swifty McVay
Rondell Beene and Kuniva

D12's CD, Devil's Night, is one of the funniest on the planet.

by Keith November 4, 2003

dingis

what a retarded little brother calls his wang

it's my dingis

by keith March 27, 2003

esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

by Keith August 8, 2004

sandwich

2 pieces of bread, cheese, meat, and condiments also know as a sammich or sammninja

Lets go have a sammninja

by keith May 13, 2005

deadwood

One of the best TV series ever.

Last Sunday's episode of Deadwood was great

by Keith March 15, 2005

swatch

vb; To have a brief look at.
Chiefly Glaswegian Scots

Gie us a swatch of yer fanny!

by Keith February 5, 2005

juanson

slang, referring to the male genitalia
synonmous with jhonson

That man just kicked me in the juanson.

by Keith August 23, 2004