Airplane Blonde

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

Kelly is hot but her roommate told me she's an airplane blonde.

by Keith January 04, 2004

Blue Diaper

Noun. Of Halo 2 Origin. When one sticks another with a plasma grenade in the mid section. Variants are Blue Bandana and Blue Shoe.

When he tried to grab the flag I gave him a blue diaper and we won.

by Keith March 15, 2005

Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

by keith March 29, 2005

cockwolf

the gay male equivalent to the notorious "cougar"

what is that old dirty queer doing here on college night.....total cockwolf

by Keith April 12, 2005

sausage wagon

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling

David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.

by Keith November 19, 2004

Sampara

a badge-clad fool who latches onto anything remotely successful . Tends to congregate around like-minded individuals , usually Norwegians.

that old hag who follows Tim Henman every year on Centre Court with the jester's hat and Union Jack bloomers is a right Sampara .

by Keith November 10, 2003

Fonterbush

An uncommon flora species located only in south central New York State

Your Fonterbush is blooming nicely

by Keith March 15, 2005