Urban Dictionary: Definitions by keif

Grimmed

To have such a shitty ass connection that you keep getting booted from games only to blame it on cheaters.

Fuck man i keep searching in Arena but i keep getting grimmed!

Grimmed by Keif May 2, 2012

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when you wake up and someone put their nutsack under your eyelid and the eyelid becomes green eventually peeling off.

my friend had a bad case of friddish after having sex with a turtle.

friddish by keif April 2, 2005

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while performing CPR if you tell the person they are paralyzed so many times that they believe it, then you can take advantage of them sexually.

i hella greenweezyd some homeless person last night.

greenweezy by keif April 2, 2005

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when your analy fucking a male retard and you make him hunch over and squat causing shit to come out the sides.

i gave this kid a bad case of rhinosauritus

rhinosauritus by keif April 2, 2005

when you tickle a nutsack with a persian glider eagle's feather causing small squirts of urine to come out.

my friend got a cuddy hucaticklesnitchapee

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