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Monty Python

A very funny Brittish comedy team consisting of Michael Palin, Terry Jones, Eric Idle, John Cleese, Terry gilliam, and Graham Chapman.
Monty Python is the World's Finest Comedy Team.*

*(Highly Questionable)
by Keegster April 24, 2003
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McDonalds

McDonalds is terrible.
by Keegster April 24, 2003
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BOB

1)A name used to personify an imaginary person, usually made up on the spur of the moment.

2)A builder who can fix it.

3)Short for Robert
1)Better watch out... I'll call Bob on you!

2)Bob the Builder - Can we fix it? Bob the Builder - YES WE CAN!

3)Hey, have you met my friend Bob?
by Keegster April 28, 2003
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oxymoron

Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.
Examples:

McDonald's Big N' Tasty
Microsoft Works
Rap Music
Jumbo Shrimp
Plastic Glasses
Peace Force
Good Grief
Personal Computer
Random Order
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by Keegster June 12, 2003
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pepsi

The worst excuse for a soda on the face of the earth. Coca-cola, commonly known as coke, is much better.
by Keegster April 28, 2003
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c

1)The note directly to the left of any group of two black keys - or the second note to the right of a system of three black keys - on a piano keyboard.

2)The letter directly to the left of "v" - or directly to the right of "x" - on a computer keyboard.

3)One of many large bodies of water on the earth. Claims have been made that there are only seven, but those claimes refer to oceans rather than c's.

4)The act of viewing something with the human eye.

5)The third letter in the English alphabet.

6)In music, the key in which there are no sharps or flats in the key signature.
1)c-->*****<--c (=white key, *=black key)

2)xcv (?=key on the keyboard)

3)A sailer sailed on the more than seven c's.

4)I c you.

5)ab_c_defghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

6)Play that in the key of C.
by Keegster April 24, 2003
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