Bernardo

A cowboy who will give you the whip

I hope Bernardo whipped Calendario for cheating with gotdamn Stephanie Moran. So once again JOSEPH AMAYA IS FREE TO FUCK ME ALL NIGHT and dad said he don't care so I'm likeeee okay let's do the BG fantasy lol.

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Edna

A BBCW, a big beautiful chocolate woman

She ain't no whale, she's a BBCW - Kelsey to Edna

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Tones

Thomas Ostega AKA a sexy Trinidadan and Tobagoan

He is so sweet and rubbed my back after I cried over my mom not believing my side of the story as a child. - Kelsey about Tones

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

MMS

A dumb a sexy Bolivian who is definitely invited to the Cookout and can clean my pipes. ;)

Damn Marcelo, you wanna fuck me in the ass again or what? - Kelsey over MMS

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Mutyaba

A very nice man with a BBC that's definitely invited to the "Cookout."

"Do you mean you're gonna pick your kids up and take them to the Cookout restaurant or that Calendario was on the way to Winston-Salem to change his number then took a wrong turn to see Cinnamon and she threatned to pull an R. Kelly on him?" Mutyaba to Kelsey. Kelsey's like "Basically cause that's my girl."

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Pulling a Marston

Getting him put on all your credit cards when he wants to have a baby with everybody

TIME FOR SOME CHEMICAL CASTRATION. SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PULLING A MARSTON.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Capers Zentmeyer

I told him Tracy Lynn used to be a mom and his eyes almost popped out of his head. xD

A sexy chiropractor named Capers Zentmeyer. He'll wear penny loafers on the job and turn his hat sideways and fuck my pussy until I bleed in the sheets. ;)

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022