OMGF

1. Oh My God, Fuck!

Back in 03' or 04' I was about 14 and was wasting my life playing a MMORPG called Runescape. I was on my level 60...
I had like 84 strength at the time, and was fighting a tank ranger. he had full rune (g).
I saw he was at about quarter health, so I pulled the rune 2h. I slammed a 24 almost instantly, killing him, and as he fell over his last words where: OMGF
It was amazing, me and my friend started laughing our asses off.
Despite his extremely high defense, I managed to finish him off with the rune 2h.
His final words where: OMGF
It's only 1.2 million gp... not too bad.
by kamel_reds February 18, 2009
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free pizza

"free pizza"

It is the act of copulating, sex, bumping ugly's, or something along the lines of that.
mike: Hey danica, lets go to my house, and get some free pizza!
danica: FREE PIZZA! ALRIGHT! I love pizza!
mike: Your a fuckin' dip! (dip shit) nvm I guess im just going to have to teabag you.

me and my girlfriend are constantly having free pizza.
by kamel_reds March 26, 2008
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Speedy BJ

Speedy Bj: The act of tazering a hoe to give faster head.
It must be done while she is in the act of providing oral sex.
1 more use for a condom: avoiding electric shock when tazering a hoe to make her give a faster bj.

The result is the energizer bunny effect aka "Speedy Bj."

Give her a free perm.

Lack of a condom could be a shocking experience.

Just tip her well.
Guy: Hey bro how was your friday?

Guy2: It was great, I got a speedy bj!

Guy: How much did that cost?

Guy2: $200 and a few teeth marks.
by kamel_reds January 25, 2010
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Mushroom Booster

Mushroom Booster = Vitamin C
If you feel somewhat suicidal, consider taking a few thousand milligrams of vitamin C with your Eighth.
Vitamin C can higher the affect, and make it hit faster and harder than anyone could expect. It highly adds to the visual aspect as well.

Commence nude hiking in a dark forrest.
Me and my friends pulled a mushroom booster, got lost in the woods, and almost starved to death.
by kamel_reds December 16, 2009
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Tank Strip

When someone who like privacy puts 5% tint on every window of their car, but leaves a 1 foot tall line across the windshield to see through.
Many mexicans in my neighborhood have tank strips. They think people frown on them invading and selling drugs.
by kamel_reds May 07, 2009
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Rune (g)

Gold trimmed runite armor, from the MMORPG Runescape.
Street price can be found at Zybez.
Chodemaster5: Yo, that armor is dope, must have costed a fortune!
Kamel_Reds: Just got back from castle pk'ing, this tank ranger was wearing it.
Eagleman483: That's rune (g) noob.
by kamel_reds February 18, 2009
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