kaman25's definitions

Sow Down

Sow Down means the same as Dip up It means it's time to eat. It's from growing up on a pig farm.

Mother: "Okay kids dinner is ready!"
Kid 1: (looks at kid 2) "Time to Sow Down!"
Kid 2: (Pushes up nose to make a snout) "Oink Oink!"

by kaman25 March 5, 2020

adminion

Who the administrator of a Facebook or Forum page appoints to take care of the small day-to-day problems that arise.

I don't have time to deal with this issue right now. I'll just get an Adminion to work on it.

by kaman25 June 6, 2018

Alzheimerection

Both a physical and mental diagnosis meaning one can't remember the last time they achieved a functional erection.

Hey Keith my 22 year old girlfriend has a sister who's into older guys! Do you want to meet her?

Nah, sorry Bro I got diagnosed with Alzheimerection. I think I'll just go to bed early.

by kaman25 September 27, 2023

Cataloggin'

When a housecat sits very still with their paws under them, awake but unmoving right where a human needs to go.

I want to go do laundry but Luna is cataloggin' in front of the door.

by kaman25 September 3, 2023

McCoy Bag

A small cross body slung case with multiple sectioned compartments for Dr. McCoy (Star Trek) to use on "away missions".

Wow this headache is killing me!
Hold on I've got chewable aspirin in my McCoy bag.

by kaman25 September 13, 2023

Christlics

A combination of Christmas and Catholics. Christlics are Catholics who only attend church on Christmas.

I went to church on Christmas and had to stand in the back because the Christlics took all the seats.

by kaman25 January 1, 2020