Alzheimerection

Both a physical and mental diagnosis meaning one can't remember the last time they achieved a functional erection.

Hey Keith my 22 year old girlfriend has a sister who's into older guys! Do you want to meet her?

Nah, sorry Bro I got diagnosed with Alzheimerection. I think I'll just go to bed early.

by kaman25 September 27, 2023

Gundurbate

When something bad happens and people take to social media to rant rather than contacting their government representatives. It feels good but it does no good.

After what happened yesterday everyone went to their computers to gundurbate instead of writing their congressman.

by kaman25 May 07, 2018

Trumpbucks

The stimulus checks that the feds are going to send to most citizens. Not backed by anything substantial like gold.

I don't care if it's not worth the paper it's printed on, I want those Trumpbucks!

by kaman25 April 09, 2020

Yackamole

When an email or article has too much introduction before getting to the point.

I clicked on this to learn how bad the next solar storm will be, not to play yackamole for 5 pages of Sun 101.

by kaman25 April 04, 2022

Dreamory

While dreaming you have a memory of an event in another dream that adds reality to the current dream.

Last night I was dreaming I was in a strange place and I was scared until my Dreamory reminded me I'd been here before in another dream. Then I was fine.

by kaman25 September 07, 2022

McCoy Bag

A small cross body slung case with multiple sectioned compartments for Dr. McCoy (Star Trek) to use on "away missions".

Wow this headache is killing me!
Hold on I've got chewable aspirin in my McCoy bag.

by kaman25 September 13, 2023