kajoe's definitions

ultimate jackass

to do something so stupid that you lose your life.

Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

You can't fix douche

When a known douche tries to change something about himself but his inner douche still abundantly shines through.

Darrell lost 100 pounds and looks pretty good, but you can't fix douche.

by kajoe June 16, 2011

lunch meat

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.

Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.

by Kajoe September 4, 2006

spenard divorce

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

by kajoe August 28, 2006

Delabama

Anywhere in Delaware that is not the coast or Wilmington or Dover. The residents of Delabama usually drive big Ford pick up trucks, are into punkin chuckin, nascar and are missing some of their bicuspids.

Bob is from the great state of Delabama!

by kajoe May 8, 2009

butt pudding

foul smelling loosely-formed shit.

Greg thought he was going to pinch a loaf, but instead dropped some butt pudding.

by kajoe September 19, 2006

boy wonder

A totally incompetent person who has risen to his position by placing the blame on others for his mistakes, usually his subordinates. He knows the fine art of ball licking and that is how he gets his promotions. He is a "yes" man. The whole time he is polishing his manager's knob, he is secretly plotting to take over his job.

He wears loafers with tassles and pants with a fag buckle over the butt crack. He is obsessed with lint on his clothes, frequently rolling packing tape around his fingers, sticky side out to rid his pants of pesky lint. He talks with a lisp.

Boy Wonder also has problems loading toner into copiers. Instead of placing the cartridge in the machine, He opens it and tries to pour it in, resulting in an enormous cloud of toner blanketing everything in the office.

Boy Wonders are absolutely miserable to work for and with. Avoid them like the plague that they are.

Origin: "BOY, i WONDER what he fucked up now."

Greg is totally incompetent. Everyone at the company calls him Boy Wonder!

by Kajoe September 4, 2006