Starts with the Iowa Caucuses and ends on Presidential election day. Political BullShitStorm Season is 11 months long. It gets exponentially worse each passing day.
Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Michelle Bachmann have all been slinging their own brand of bullshit trying to garner the party nomination for president of the US. It appears BullShitStorm season is in full swing.
by kajoe January 03, 2012
A huge baby stoller, sometimes holding two kids, that a woman uses to plow through crowds of people. The owner of the mall assault vehicle usually has spackled on make-up, a knock off Louis Vuitton bag and nails that look like talons. She cares little about anyone but herself.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
The mall assault vehicle folds down to barely fit in the back of her oversized leased urban assault vehicle.
Damn, that bitch with the cellphone attached to her ear just rammed her mall assault vehicle into my achilles tendon!
by kajoe October 20, 2006
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Larry: What team are you rooting for in the play-offs?
Bob: ABY!
Two weeks later
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?
Bob: ABY!
Bob: ABY!
Two weeks later
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?
Bob: ABY!
by kajoe October 28, 2009
The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."
A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.
A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.
Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."
by kajoe March 06, 2007
To puke, vomit, throw up. Usually done when one sees something really disgusting or drinks too much.
The doctor had to extract a squirming bot fly larvae from under Hector's skin. In the middle of the procedure the doc turned away and had to whistle beef.
Jack drank a couple of six packs of swill beer Rainier Light and then went outside to whistle beef.
Jack drank a couple of six packs of swill beer Rainier Light and then went outside to whistle beef.
by Kajoe January 28, 2009