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Tundra trash

A person from the frozen north who holds and misuses authority for his or her own self-serving, short-sighted, manipulative gain. Ethically challenged; devoid of prefrontal cortex activity. Makes being trailer trash look like a promotion
Woman #1: Didn't that Tundra trash go back to Alaska...what was her name, anyway?
Woman #2: Oh, you mean Sara Palin. I hear she's going to run for POTUS in 2012.
Woman #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus! How can she not know she's a national joke!?!
by k2kate December 17, 2008
mugGet the Tundra trashmug.

dog beers

1:7 ratio of beers admitted having drunk versus beers actually drank
In dog beers, 1 dog beer = 1 6-pack + 1 beer
by k2kate October 22, 2010
mugGet the dog beersmug.

meowie wowwie

Guy: Hey! What's up with your cat? He's running around all crazy like!

Girl: Oh, that. He's been into the meowie wowwie again and it gets him really wound up. Like a shot of whiskey does you.
by k2kate May 13, 2010
mugGet the meowie wowwiemug.

Saint Mattress

The "congregation" that people belong to who are too tired, lazy, or burned out on organized religion to attend a real church: they sleep in on Sundays.
Nosy co-worker: "So, what church do you attend?"

Actual worker: "Saint Mattress (aka: St. Mattress). I sleep in on Sundays."
by K2kate May 2, 2010
mugGet the Saint Mattressmug.

Sweet polevaulting Jesus

Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.
Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!
by k2kate December 9, 2008
mugGet the Sweet polevaulting Jesusmug.

3rd degree black lip

A person exceptionally skilled in the art of sarcasm, especially debilitating personal insults.
Guy: Nice outfit! Thrift store having a sale?
Real woman: Dead man talking!
Guy: Ooooh. Get that 3rd degree black lip with that sharp outfit?
(Real woman pummels guy to death.)
by k2kate January 28, 2009
mugGet the 3rd degree black lipmug.

dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.
Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.
by k2kate January 28, 2009
mugGet the dead man talkingmug.

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