Skip to main content

justin's definitions

crateball

The most badass game ever. Involves 2 milk crates separated at a distance of about a youth soccer field, with a ball such as one used in kickball in the middle of the field. The crates have a hula hoop or some other circular object surrounding them. If anyone from either team is inside that hoop for more than one or two seconds, then they are served with a penalty. This rule basically just prevents people from sitting on the crate or otherwise being a douchebag. The object of the game is to get the ball in the other crate. The game starts with the two teams running towards the ball in the center from their crates, and gameplay continues from there. Gameplay never stops until the end of the game (normally when everyone decides to quit, but you can set a scoring limit). Since the field is divided in half, each team has half the field. If you have the ball, and you go into the other team's half, then if they tag you you have to freeze and throw the ball to someone else. If you are tagged on your side of the field, then nothing happens, and if you are tagged when you dont have the ball on the other side of the field, then nothing happens. Your team scores a point if you manage to get the ball inside the enemy team's crate. The ball can be dribbled, kicked, throw, ran with, etc. There are no rules as to how you can tag a person, either. Tackling is acceptable, as is a feminine slap on the back. There have been many good wrestling matches in the middle of a crateball game.

Generally, teams of about 4-10 work best.
"dude, crateball after class?"
"hell yeah, lemme get the stuff outta my trunk"
by Justin April 11, 2005
mugGet the crateball mug.

Staten Island

Steve: Isn't Harlem a borough?
Justin: No, staten island is.
Steve: What's staten island?
by Justin December 24, 2004
mugGet the Staten Island mug.

stoned

The stage of smoked up between high and ripped.
'I'm a fuckin airplane, man, I can see the trees below me' is usually uttered between periods of staring at houseplants and making brnyard noises.
by Justin October 14, 2003
mugGet the stoned mug.

come out your laundry

to get naked as said in juveniles song off Reality Check
C'mon bitch come out your laundry so we can fuck!
by Justin June 19, 2006
mugGet the come out your laundry mug.

Cookie

Relating to Crackin the shape of a cookie
by Justin November 6, 2004
mugGet the Cookie mug.

Barbadeed

i put barbadeed in my friends hair
by justin April 2, 2004
mugGet the Barbadeed mug.

Cho Chang

better be hot in the movies, because the way they talk her up in the books I better crap myself when she appears in the movies she's so hot
They can never find a girl as hot as Cho Chang is depicted, and the movies will leave me disappointed again
by Justin December 2, 2004
mugGet the Cho Chang mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email