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Single

any person named matthew ever is single
by just your average human November 19, 2019
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jetan

Wow, ur such a jetan you fucking retard
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Alicia

A fucking ungrateful piece of shit who hates it’s brothers cooking and Bruk up my jabba. She is a snotty brat who is a female but looks exactly like it’s brother
Me: wow ur sister is an ungrateful piece of Shit

Friend: yeah she’s such a bitch
WHATTA ALICIA
by just your average human February 10, 2018
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Dislike

Fucking who dislike shit cause they could not come up with a better definition
Me: wow those people suck lotta dick
Dud: they are h8ers fuck em to death all they do is dislike
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Matthew

Matthew, well, he has many nicknames, but prefers matt. he is single, and doesn't think there is anyone for him. but he always says he would do anything to keep his girlfriend happy, if he had one. when he likes someone he almost never flirts with other girls once he is set on someone hes SET ON THEM he also has many catchphrases or catchsounds, he also says he is very ugly inside and out, he gives good advice when its needed, and his relationships dont last a long time.
he is also very sweet and he has brown eyes, shaggy hair and always has a hat on. he is also very strong. matt also appear dumb when you first meet him but when hes gone you miss him
his only issue is when he gets too close to his crush, his crush sees him as a brother.
male friend 1: matthew is so sweet but he might ruin his friendship he has with her, theyre perfect for eachother
by just your average human July 23, 2019
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Nathaniel

Nathaniel is the type of guy to date a grade 3 with nostrils bigger than her ears. He is the type of guy to play with Thomas the tank engine toys at the age of 14 and watch the episodes on YouTube and memorize the theme song. He is the type of guy who plays megaman and sonic games on his laptop at school. He is also 14 and in grade 9. He has the hair of an 80 yr old man, voice of a 2 year old ( high pitched) mindset of a 5 year old, body of a 14 yr old, no meat on his bones. He’s skin and bone.
Me: did you hear about that kid?
Dude: yeah I heard he’s such a nathaniel
by just your average human February 13, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew is the type of guy to love the ladies but they don’t seem to like him back. Maybe in secret, but not likely. He is a very kind and romantic funny average smart guy. But no one seems to care. He’s a lil ugly, but some people rate him 7
Guy1: wow I feel bad for Matthew he’s so sad because he’s lonley
by just your average human February 13, 2018
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