junkyardjimbo88's definitions

charles bronson

The best actor to have ever lived. Who starred in kick ass movies such as Death Wish 1-5, Murphy's Law, and the Magnificent Seven

Charles Bronson could kick the shit out of Vin Diesel, Tom Cruise, and Matt Damon with his eyes closed.

by JunkYardJimbo88 August 31, 2005

Mangle

To injure with deep disorganizing wounds by cutting, tearing, or crushing.

I'm gonna mangle you a new one the size of texas!

by Junkyardjimbo88 April 28, 2003

XPW

A crappy federation that is a rip-off of ECW, and has very bad announcers and wrestlers

XPW is a horrible wrestling federation

by junkyardjimbo88 August 15, 2003

MUF

Mandatory Ugly Friend

Every woman has a MUF

by Junkyardjimbo88 June 27, 2003

Tabasco

a trademark used for a very spicy sauce made from a strong-flavored red pepper.

Real men put tabasco on everything they eat.

by Junkyardjimbo88 June 27, 2003

lobotomy

A surgical incision into the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts, a technique formerly used to treat certain mental disorders but now rarely performed.

Hannibal Lector gave a lobotomy to Ray Liotta in Hannibal

by Junkyardjimbo88 July 7, 2003

ecw

A very good wrestling organization that existed from 1993-2001.

ECW has some nice babes.

by Junkyardjimbo88 July 22, 2003