Definitions by junkyard prince

midlifecrisismobile 

Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.

Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.

midlifecrisismobile by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

lesbionic

Half-lesbian, half-machine!

May exist in hentai. I'm not sure.

Will Lego come out with Lesbionicles?

She wasn't just an android, she was LESBIONIC!

lesbionic by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

foxxies 

A subdivision of furries specifically referring to foxes, especially anthropomorphic.

Would foxxies like Inuyasha? Or is he too anthropomorphic.

foxxies by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

whay 

Modification of "why?" used to indicate a particular tone of voice when communicating online. This is associated with blondes and can be best visualized with a cocked head and hair twirled around a pinky finger.

"so this guy walks into a bar--"
"wait whay?"

whay by junkyard prince October 10, 2003

Daumbass 

An apparently German variant of "dumbass" for the typing challenged.

"China is definitely not underwater."
"ya it iz u Daumbass"

Daumbass by junkyard prince October 10, 2003

madskillz

Variant of "mad skills", used by someone who has just pulled off something intensely difficult or seemingly impossible -- by way of their immense skills at the task.

"d00d i shot off this guy's balls"
"you can't do that in counter-strike"
"CUZ I GOTS TEH MADSKILLZ"

madskillz by junkyard prince October 10, 2003

lingua franca 

A commonly used language in a particular region.

English could be considered the lingua franca of the Internet, because it is on the majority of websites.

1337 5p34k has become the lingua franca of sorts of IRC and chat rooms.

lingua franca by junkyard prince October 10, 2003