Muslimland

A term used to refer to all of the Middle East, often in mockery of those ignorant of the actual geography of said area.

That man looks like he's from Muslimland! He must be a goddam terrorist!

by junkyard prince October 15, 2003

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Daumbass

An apparently German variant of "dumbass" for the typing challenged.

"China is definitely not underwater."
"ya it iz u Daumbass"

by junkyard prince October 10, 2003

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shoofty

look
(i.e., to have a look at: to have a shoofty at)

Have a shoofty at those breasts!

by junkyard prince October 05, 2003

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goats

Webcomic drawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chicken, and a fish that lives in a glass of beer. Located at www.goats.com.

Dammit, I go on vacation for a week and I've missed like 500,000 installments of Goats.

by junkyard prince October 18, 2003

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midlifecrisismobile

Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.

Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

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