midlifecrisismobile

Like the penismobile. An expensive sportscar, often a convertible, bought by middle-aged businessmen going through their midlife crises and want to feel young again, completely unaware that they look like morons.
Never drive a convertible if you are graying or balding, or it is automatically a midlifecrisismobile.
by junkyard prince October 15, 2003
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madskillz

Variant of "mad skills", used by someone who has just pulled off something intensely difficult or seemingly impossible -- by way of their immense skills at the task.
"d00d i shot off this guy's balls"
"you can't do that in counter-strike"
"CUZ I GOTS TEH MADSKILLZ"
by junkyard prince October 10, 2003
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whay

Modification of "why?" used to indicate a particular tone of voice when communicating online. This is associated with blondes and can be best visualized with a cocked head and hair twirled around a pinky finger.
"so this guy walks into a bar--"
"wait whay?"
by junkyard prince October 10, 2003
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waff

Warm And Fuzzy Feelings - a term used when referring to yaoi/yuri fanfics that are more sentimental and mushy romance than all-out fucking (see PWP)
WAFF stories never go far past the citrus rating.
by junkyard prince October 18, 2003
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penismobile

A ghetto pimped-out setta wheels. A sportscar or sporty sedan made all flashy and conspicuous, often owned by men who need this attention because they feel insecure about their penis size.
The Honda Civic is a favorite choice for penismobiles, and I'm not sure exactly why.
by junkyard prince October 15, 2003
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Daumbass

An apparently German variant of "dumbass" for the typing challenged.
"China is definitely not underwater."
"ya it iz u Daumbass"
by junkyard prince October 10, 2003
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waffy

See WAFF. In regards to a yaoi/yuri fanfic, sentimental and mushy. Antonym: PWP.
Duo's such a horny little bugger, how come so many 1x2 fanfics are WAFFy?
by junkyard prince October 18, 2003
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