julia's definitions

penectomy

What my boyfriend needs.

Maybe a penectomy would solve my sorry ass boyfriend's problems!

by Julia November 19, 2003

Icky van

Boltonian term for Ice Cream Van

"Are you goin down't icky van? Gerrus a panda cola and some penny chews"

by Julia January 22, 2004

Smaste

When something smells like another thing tastes.

Bleu cheese salad dressing smastes like paint.

by Julia January 3, 2005

cack

British term meaning:
1. Manky stuff
2. Pathetic

"You've got some cack on your chin"
"That is absolute cack"

by Julia January 22, 2004

Nogfroth

(n.) a light and fluffy cluster of bubbles which floats on the surface of eggnog; results from the vigorous shaking of eggnog inside a closed container.

"Hey baby, wanna froth some nog?"
"I'll froth your nog!"
"Ooo, but I wanna nogfroth with you."

by julia December 27, 2003

dipshitia

Dipshitia is the realm of Julia and Luke The Almighty Queen and King of All That is Dipshit. It is the place where all Dipshits live.

I live in Dipshitia.

by Julia December 15, 2004

Baths

Swimming pool

"Are you going t'baths"

by Julia January 22, 2004