jpatt's definitions

slup

a college slut who only gets it on with fratastic guys. generally wears designer jeans, silky tank tops, and stiletto heels.

Do her sorority sisters know how many guys that slup hooked up with at the Delt house?

by jpatt February 9, 2005

AIDS-ED TF OUT

When anything is FUBAR

My Samasung A15 is AIDS-ED TF OUT

by Jpatt February 8, 2025

UwU

Any of that gay ass anime or hentia or kawaii stuff

UwU is hella gay asf

by Jpatt March 21, 2025

Pafuoo

An old ass male or female over the age of 35.

The Pafuoo was in their Golden Years.

by Jpatt March 12, 2025

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

painthetic

an situation or event that is both painful and pathetic simultaneously

guy 1: Dude, you're begging for her back after SHE cheated on YOU?
guy 2: Yeah... it's really painthetic.

by jpatt February 21, 2006

everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

by jpatt April 9, 2007