jp's definitions

snow

another word for the overused slang word "cool"

dude, that party last night was so snow.

Its snow with me if he comes too.

by JP January 9, 2005

BobRouse

a mediocre hockey player that has achieved mythical greatness through no fault of his own.

Used primarily as a non-sequitur.

That movie? BobRouse. Could it have been worse?

by JP November 7, 2003

GASTFU

The word GASTFU is and acronym for the newly-developed phrase "Gay Animal, Shut The Fuck Up" Used mainly by the highly sophisticated persons. :)

"GASTFU!!!" yelled the pissed schoolkid at his annoying teacher.

by JP December 6, 2004

Crusade

What President Bush says when he forgets his scripted answer and makes an accidental allusion to the most significant form of religious imperialism of all time.

Reporter: Well Mr. Bush, what are we going to do about these terrorists?

Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade...

Reporter: *Cringe*

by JP May 1, 2004

dub

King Tubby (real name Osbourne Ruddock; b.1949, d.1981) was the dub pioneer and remix godfather. In the 1970s Tubby's sonic science transformed the way music was made and listened to in Jamaica and around the world. Studio boffins everywhere are in his debt.

'Tubby's right, with all the Drum & Bass ting now, dem ting just start by accident, a man sing off-key, an' when you reach a dat you drop out everthing an' leave the drum, an' lick in the bass, an' cause a confusion, an' people like it...we say "Yes, Tubbs, madness the people dem like it!"' (Bunny Lee, producer/mentor, contemporary of Tubby)

by JP January 21, 2005

download the brown report

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

by JP November 7, 2003

fattymcfatfat

Noun: A person/thing that eats excessive amounts of food and may or may not be obese.

The Don's obese cat Fred is a FattyMcFatFat because he simply eats far too much.

by JP November 29, 2004