35 definitions by joshua

assrape

getten marred

what a wife dose to you

by joshua October 28, 2003

bookik

A verb meaning "press the button". Originates from a grocery store rambling gone astray.

James: "Hey Jim, bookik!"

by joshua January 5, 2005

shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by joshua September 28, 2004

Gayneck

noun-gayest thing you can be

Mattew was being a gayneck last night when he wouldnt let me have a drink of water.

by joshua May 2, 2003

Stump Lumpies

Slang for Genital Warts.

That skank prostitute down the street gave me a bad case of the Stump Lumpies

by joshua January 18, 2004

escapetwice.com

The dark cave of infinite evil.

Escapetwice.com raped my dog, killed my sex drive, and drove my pimply teenage son to suicide!

by joshua October 17, 2003

tawala

decendent of the word snatch meaning pussy cunt pink eye etc

man did you see the tawala on that striper?

by joshua March 14, 2005