shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by Joshua September 28, 2004

mind fuck

To attack a person's mind thru magickal means; to mess with someone psychically or even psychologically to such a degree that that person's mind is damaged and has great trouble escaping that present chaotic/damaged state. To be in such a state.

Monica knew that her misleading behavior and magickal spells had successfully mind fucked Joshua when he had sleep full of nightmares, and his waking life had hallucinations.

by Joshua January 03, 2004

pithque

to be blaintly or offensivly gay; overly flaymboyant or Josh. Also its a small rock.

Gosh that boy is pithque. hey look at that pithque on the ground...i guess that works for either huh..?

by joshua January 06, 2005

parvez

The shizzle of the nizzle at universitizzle of vermizzle.

we need parvez before we go drizzle the vizzle.

by Joshua March 09, 2003

go fuck youself

what someone says when they have had enough of your stupid shit

chances are,if you had to look this up,go fuck youself

me:wanna play a game?
you:heck yea!
me:ok,lets play hide and go fuck yourself

by Joshua April 24, 2005

brizzle

worse than a breezy, usually seen wearing ugg boots with ruffle skirts and leg warmers.

"check out that brizzle wearin flip flops on a rainy day"

by joshua February 27, 2005

Zetter

1)the inability to support crazee ideas

2)the inability to catch and/or
spell due to a lack of common sense

1)"it appears that you have a put a zetter on my idea"

2)"What a Zetter!"

by joshua July 04, 2004