jorge's definitions

going commando

1. To fuck a woman without a condom

1. Dude, she was hot for it last night, but I didn't have a rubber so I had to go commando

by jorge February 15, 2005

felatio

Also fellatio

N. The act of orally pleasing the male genitalia.

Throughout history felatio has been an exertion of dominance over his lessers. During pre-biblical times, a farmer might force a thief to perform felatio to him had he found said thief trying to steal goods from him.

Felatio is the culmination of a prom night's hard work.

by Jorge December 16, 2004

breffis

1. Breakfast. The first and most important meal of the day.

Hey Ruffus ... what you say, me and you go for breffis at the IHOP?

by Jorge September 17, 2005

corbejo

Please see Cochofle.
Cuero, Skank.
In Spanish, Puerto Rico.

Paris Hilton es un corbejo.

by jorge February 25, 2005

skeezix

Jivin' cool slang fo' a total loser, lamer, pencil necked geek.

Named after one of the main characters of the old comic strip Gasoline Alley.

That pocket-protecting skeezix from the AV department walked in here today looking for a stapler, what a jive foo.

by Jorge October 19, 2004

bicho

Spanish slang, mostly used in Central America, to denote a young male or female.

That bicho sold us some poisoned mangos.. let's go kick the crap out of him!

by Jorge February 19, 2004

gizzard

The term used if a person has a very fat neck which makes it look like they have two over-lapping chins.

Child, lift your head up. You're makin it look like you have an ENORMOUS gizzard.

by Jorge June 17, 2005