jordan's definitions

Ecstasy

a designer drug that alleviates all inhibitions and leaves the person who took it in an extreme state of euphoria, bliss. 'e' (slang for ecstasy) is mind-expanding, and is best accompanied with techno music.

i love ecstasy

by jordan December 3, 2003

TigerWind

The name of a transvestite who dances as a showgirl in Las Vegas or PTown Massachussetts and currently dances in Willarico.

His battle cry is "I am TigerWind" watch me Blow!"

by Jordan March 8, 2005

braces

big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

"Braces are used for straightening teeth, Stevie," Dr. Hyde said.

by Jordan November 14, 2003

juicemobile

A slap on a wet fatman's back resulting in an incredibly loud juicy noise.

He slammed his hand onto the wet skin and a ringing juicemobile could be heard across the beach.

by Jordan March 28, 2004

software engineering

The process of creating and developing a piece of software for distribution.

The company's software engineering team developed a program to share files.

by jordan October 8, 2003

Shamrock

(n.)Anything that is passed off as being true Rock n' Roll, but which a majority of people believe otherwise. Fig 1. Limp Bizkit. See also: Creed.

The bar was playing Creed? Now that's one kind of shamrock I don't want on St. Patrick's day.

by jordan March 17, 2005

blacktastic

A neat term that only black people should use. Insipered by Mall Monkeys

White d00d: Here I got you an orange soda, cuase you know, you're black.
Black d00d: *holds up soda* Blacktastic

by Jordan April 14, 2003