monster plus

An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.

Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.

"fuckin don't get a fuckin monster reef mate, at least mate it a monster plus"

by Jonty September 08, 2004

baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

by Jonty September 08, 2004

kalakarashnikov

an offensive name ofr a russian

shuddup you bloody kalakarashnikov, even georgia beat you in rugby

by jonty October 16, 2003

Jonty

Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.

Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.

"The audience at Robot Wars was full of Jonties."

by Jonty April 03, 2005

Richmonds

along with Mayfair, the only cigarettes available in Newtownards for under £2

not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds

also available in superking or baseball bat size

"mate... will you go in and get us 10 richmonds and a 3 leet?"

by Jonty September 08, 2004

Bedok

A suburb in the Upper East Coast of Singapore. It is considered to be one of the biggest townships in Singapore, the suburb boasts strong sporting facilities as well as a large mall and a MRT. Bedok is one of Singapore's many HDB heartlands.

Person 1: Ayy bro, I'm coming from Tamp where should we meet?

Person 2: Ahh, Bedok can lah?

Person 1: Can bro. Bedok Mall right?

Person 2: Yeah

by Jonty May 02, 2018