Definitions by jonty

the whiskey haw 

Perhaps the only bar in Ards} where, inexplicably, it is very [difficult to get absoloutely rat-arsed, except on exam results nights, regardless of whether you do exams or not.

Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.

"let's go to the whiskey haw pub quiz"

"aye"

the whiskey haw by Jonty September 8, 2004

monster times 

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green

"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"

monster times by Jonty September 8, 2004

War Machine 

A big dribbling wreck of a boy. Can't speak properly, and is probably the most stupid person in the world.

War Machine is a big stupid idiot.

War Machine by jonty May 29, 2004

kalakarashnikov 

an offensive name ofr a russian

shuddup you bloody kalakarashnikov, even georgia beat you in rugby

kalakarashnikov by jonty October 16, 2003

gundi-pun 

1)To rub grass or similar on another person's thigh
2)The word said when someone gundi-puns someone else.

NOTE:A popular abbreviation for this word is "gundi"

1) Hey i just gundi-pun'd davis
2) man 1:"Gundi-pun!"
man 2:"what are you doing!"
man 1:"rubbing grass on you"
man 2:"oh, okay"

gundi-pun by jonty October 14, 2003

mukai 

The language of the mukai's.
It replaces most vowels with a very exclusive sound not able to be described with english letters. The speaking of mukai is very flexible to change and is done in a mon otonous highish pitched voice

stop speaking mukai man, its really annoying

mukai by jonty October 14, 2003