jonty's definitions
Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
by Jonty April 3, 2005
Get the Jontymug. A suburb in the Upper East Coast of Singapore. It is considered to be one of the biggest townships in Singapore, the suburb boasts strong sporting facilities as well as a large mall and a MRT. Bedok is one of Singapore's many HDB heartlands.
Person 1: Ayy bro, I'm coming from Tamp where should we meet?
Person 2: Ahh, Bedok can lah?
Person 1: Can bro. Bedok Mall right?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: Ahh, Bedok can lah?
Person 1: Can bro. Bedok Mall right?
Person 2: Yeah
by Jonty May 2, 2018
Get the Bedokmug. Perhaps the only bar in Ards} where, inexplicably, it is very difficult to get absoloutely rat-arsed, except on exam results nights, regardless of whether you do exams or not.
Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.
Famous for the pub quiz on tuesday nights and apparently is inhabitted by many racists.
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the the whiskey hawmug. 1)To rub grass or similar on another person's thigh
2)The word said when someone gundi-puns someone else.
NOTE:A popular abbreviation for this word is "gundi"
2)The word said when someone gundi-puns someone else.
NOTE:A popular abbreviation for this word is "gundi"
1) Hey i just gundi-pun'd davis
2) man 1:"Gundi-pun!"
man 2:"what are you doing!"
man 1:"rubbing grass on you"
man 2:"oh, okay"
2) man 1:"Gundi-pun!"
man 2:"what are you doing!"
man 1:"rubbing grass on you"
man 2:"oh, okay"
by jonty October 14, 2003
Get the gundi-punmug. Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")
a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the Ardsmug. along with Mayfair, the only cigarettes available in Newtownards for under £2
not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds
also available in superking or baseball bat size
not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds
also available in superking or baseball bat size
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the Richmondsmug.