Woke Quest

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.

Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.

by jondich March 20, 2023

Wokewashing

Deplatforming or censoring authors, creators, and commentators because those individuals do not follow woke or left-wing viewpoints on society.

Thousands of users on Facebook were examples of Wokewashing when they posted news stories about Hunter Biden's laptop.

by jondich September 22, 2023

Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud

Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.

by jondich April 28, 2018

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

Giggling themselves

A long period of masturbation or playing on her phone with driving or sitting down.

Are they giggling themselves because they're stopped at a green light?

by jondich January 28, 2023

Kinkos Straws

Gas Station and Fast Food straws made from paper and taste like copy paper when used for drinking.

I had to use Kinkos Straws today at my local gas station because the store got rid of plastic straws.

by jondich October 28, 2021

Parade of Dumps

The opposite of Parade of Homes which features elegant homes. Homes and Apartments that are run down, trashy, or have very few amenities.

I look at a place in town, It should be considered a parade of dumps with all of the bugs and things left in the hallway.

by jondich January 01, 2023