Definitions by jondich

Pickleball Brains 

Someone who thinks and/or acts small and/or stupid in everyday life.

Look at where you are going Pickleball Brains, you almost hit that pedestrian

Pickleball Brains by jondich February 26, 2021

Self Sodomization 

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general

I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.

Self Sodomization by jondich February 12, 2021

Cellular Masturbation 

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

Cellular Masturbation by jondich February 1, 2021

minirecord 

There are commonly known as Compact Discs which play music etc. They have the same shape as Vinyl records but are portable.

I bought a Minirecord set of Elton John's greatest hits online from Amazon.

minirecord by jondich January 20, 2021

Sopping Hand Job 

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

Sopping Hand Job by jondich January 20, 2021

Distorted Reality 

People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity

He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's

Distorted Reality by jondich January 8, 2021

Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehoods or lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a subject matter

The news anchor on CBS is practicing bullshit artistry because the president cannot do that without the support of congress.

Bullshit Artistry by jondich January 8, 2021