jondich's definitions

Faggot Meat

A gay guy who obsesses over masturbation, dirty jokes, and hates when straight people use masturbation and dirty jokes in social situations .

I know a guy who is a faggot meat because he is an out of the closet gay person who does not the use dirty jokes by straight people.

by jondich September 9, 2021

Minneapolis Burning

When cities are being burnt down by protestor, looters and street criminals while law enforcement is helpless to stop it.

We are going to have another Minneapolis Burning over this recent officer involved shooting with a teen.

by jondich July 30, 2022

Broadchild

A adult-women who acts immaturely and/or idolizes childhood products or hobbies

This lady is a broadchild because she should not be playing with legos at 35 years old.

by jondich February 28, 2020

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 28, 2020

Bounced Out

Getting fired from or walked out on an job

Jim got bounced out from his cashiering job at Target for repeat no-shows.

by jondich August 20, 2016

Backwaddle

When a politician downplays or takes a 180 on statements on a major scandal or policy statement in a sense of cowardice

I heard the governor backwaddle on his support for feeding our future when he found out they were a Ponzi scheme with covid relief money.

by jondich October 5, 2022

Beatoff Fantasy

Where people have this idea of self-grandeur, but it results in failure.

This guy is a Beatoff fantasy because he thinks he is a horse expert, but acts stupid and does not know much about horses

by jondich September 16, 2021