Distorted Reality

People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity

He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's

by jondich January 08, 2021

External Intelligence

A person who has an understanding of social norms when communicating or interacting with others.

He has external Intelligence when he greets others with respect in the apartment complex.

by jondich July 13, 2024

Social Square

Two or more people talking to each other while blocking a heavy traffic area like a retail store aisle or parking lot.

Can they break up their social square, so people can get their stuff and go?

by jondich July 28, 2020

Alabama Looking

Someone who looks trashy, or unkept is usually a person with poor hygiene.

That person is Alabama looking with a beard, ripped up clothes, and smells bad.

by jondich May 05, 2024

Faggot Meat

A gay guy who obsesses over masturbation, dirty jokes, and hates when straight people use masturbation and dirty jokes in social situations .

I know a guy who is a faggot meat because he is an out of the closet gay person who does not the use dirty jokes by straight people.

by jondich September 09, 2021

The 285 Salute

Giving people who cut you off or commit other transgressions in traffic the middle finger at the next stop or stalled traffic is stalled. 285 is the common interstate in the Atlanta, GA Area known as "The Perimeter".

I gave a guy the 285 salute after he jumped out in front of me at the next stop.

by jondich April 27, 2025

Bounced Out

Getting fired from or walked out on an job

Jim got bounced out from his cashiering job at Target for repeat no-shows.

by jondich August 20, 2016