jondich's definitions

Cementroots Campaigning

A candidate that campaigns for an elected office virtually or only based out of their house.

There is a candidate that cementroots campaigning for a city council seat by holding virtual townhalls instead of engaging the public.

by jondich September 23, 2020

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

Echoing in your jockstrap

looking for their small penis or genitals

Is your penis that small or are you echoing in your jockstrap?

by jondich February 11, 2020

minirecord

There are commonly known as Compact Discs which play music etc. They have the same shape as Vinyl records but are portable.

I bought a Minirecord set of Elton John's greatest hits online from Amazon.

by jondich January 20, 2021

Friskies Beast

A house cat that continually caterwauls or tries get the owner's attention until they receive wet cat food. Sometimes many times a day.

My youngest cat is a Friskies beast because he will do anything he can to get wet cat food several times a day.

by jondich August 26, 2021

Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehoods or lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a subject matter

The news anchor on CBS is practicing bullshit artistry because the president cannot do that without the support of congress.

by jondich January 8, 2021

Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.

They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey

by jondich February 7, 2020