27 definitions by jondich

The practice of falsehoods or lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a subject matter

The news anchor on CBS is practicing bullshit artistry because the president cannot do that without the support of congress.

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Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehood and lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a topic or subject

Another example of Bullshit Artistry. A person claiming to be a science expert without credentials

by jondich January 07, 2021

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Legend in their own pants

A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.

Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.

by jondich July 04, 2020

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jurisdiction pud-pulling

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty

Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.

by jondich February 28, 2020

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Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.

They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey

by jondich February 07, 2020

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Distorted Reality

People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity

He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's

by jondich January 08, 2021

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