Cheek Meat

What a person is when they enter an All-male prison.

I knew a guy named Mike who was Cheek Meat after he went to prison for assaulting an old handicapped lady at his apartment complex.

by jondich February 23, 2025

Self Sodomization

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general

I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.

by jondich February 13, 2021

Woke Wireless

Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.

Pure Talk Wireless is the antidote to Woke Wireless and shares my values.

by jondich January 14, 2023

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 02, 2021

Wallet Fluid

A person or business that goes back and forth on ripping other people off.

That Vet is very Wallet Fluid becuase they always change their prices on pet care.

by jondich February 11, 2023

Pickleball Brains

Someone who thinks and/or acts small and/or stupid in everyday life.

Look at where you are going Pickleball Brains, you almost hit that pedestrian

by jondich February 27, 2021

Minneapolis Burning

When cities are being burnt down by protestor, looters and street criminals while law enforcement is helpless to stop it.

We are going to have another Minneapolis Burning over this recent officer involved shooting with a teen.

by jondich July 30, 2022