Self Sodomization

Having a sexual relationship with your right hand or one's self in general

I think there is self sodomization going on with the guy upstairs. He sounds like he is having an erection, but he is the only one up there right now.

by jondich February 13, 2021

Alabama Looking

Someone who looks trashy, or unkept is usually a person with poor hygiene.

That person is Alabama looking with a beard, ripped up clothes, and smells bad.

by jondich May 05, 2024

Spindick

A person who deflects the attention from themselves or creates an excuse when caught in a fallacy or lie.

He is a spindick because he was sweet talking to his girlfriend when he was caught in a lie about other girlfriends.

by jondich June 08, 2018

Prick Bitches

A gender-fluid term for an idiot or stupid person. The term can be used regardless of gender.

How many prick bitches do we need hogging up the aisles in Walmart when are trying to get groceries.

by jondich December 28, 2022

The Matt Gaetz Eight

A group of eight Republicans led by Flordia Congressmen Matt Gaetz that ousted Speaker Kevin McCarthy with aid of Democrats

I heard The Matt Gaetz Eight sold out every conservative in the country.

by jondich October 04, 2023

Woke Wireless

Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.

Pure Talk Wireless is the antidote to Woke Wireless and shares my values.

by jondich January 14, 2023

Cellular Masturbation

A person who plays on their cellphone while on the toilet

I think there is cellular masturbation going on in the stall over because he is laughing for no reason whatsoever.

by jondich February 02, 2021