jondich's definitions

Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

by jondich October 22, 2023

The Matt Gaetz Eight

A group of eight Republicans led by Flordia Congressmen Matt Gaetz that ousted Speaker Kevin McCarthy with aid of Democrats

I heard The Matt Gaetz Eight sold out every conservative in the country.

by jondich October 4, 2023

Wokewashing

Deplatforming or censoring authors, creators, and commentators because those individuals do not follow woke or left-wing viewpoints on society.

Thousands of users on Facebook were examples of Wokewashing when they posted news stories about Hunter Biden's laptop.

by jondich September 22, 2023

Bud Light in the Loafers

A person who acts or looks LGBTQ+

He must be Bud Light in the Loafers carrying that purse around.

by jondich May 28, 2023

Omnigender

A person who has both male and female sex organs

I read a story about a trans person getting both a penis and vagina implanted which that person omnigender.

by jondich May 6, 2023

Woke Quest

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.

Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.

by jondich March 19, 2023

Wallet Fluid

A person or business that goes back and forth on ripping other people off.

That Vet is very Wallet Fluid becuase they always change their prices on pet care.

by jondich February 10, 2023