jondich's definitions

A Ted Talk

A person that lectures or rambles continuously about their life or supposed subject of expertise.

Is she done having a ted talk, we want to checkout our items

by jondich May 4, 2022

Legend in their own pants

A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.

Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.

by jondich July 4, 2020

External Intelligence

A person who has an understanding of social norms when communicating or interacting with others.

He has external Intelligence when he greets others with respect in the apartment complex.

by jondich July 13, 2024

Play With His Amusement Park

A person is generally a male who masturbates or obsesses about masturbation

I saw an older guy with a corvette in a handicap spot without a tag waiting for his son to go get his viagra prescription, so he can play with his amusement park.

by jondich September 3, 2021

Pasttime Pop Music

Music that consists of different genres ranging from Early Jazz and Big Band, Early R&B, Early Rock and Roll, Doo-Woop, and Loung music. The time period usually dates from the Early 20th Century up to the 1960s

My Favorite Pasttime Pop Music is Glenn Miller and Bobby Darin.

by jondich June 8, 2021

Prick Bitches

A gender-fluid term for an idiot or stupid person. The term can be used regardless of gender.

How many prick bitches do we need hogging up the aisles in Walmart when are trying to get groceries.

by jondich December 27, 2022

Woke Quest

People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.

Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.

by jondich March 19, 2023