boobins

I was out with this bizzniotch, and I bought her some Mcdonalds, while in my car, we went at it, and I was all over the Boobins and Poontown, before I even kissed her. *respect*
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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losh

Where'd you get them new birkenstocks? they're pretty losh
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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safe haven

The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.
Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"
by Jon Himself July 01, 2003
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dirty mudflaps

A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG
yobags, did you check the dirty mudflaps on that one?
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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cuntsack

you cuntsack, did you eat my last microwave burrito?
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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essay

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!
by Jon Himself March 28, 2003
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coochie duster

a Goateee
Dude, I had to shave my coochie duster off for that new job I got, what a load of pumpkinfuck
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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