Definitions by jon himself

flexall cock 

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

flexall cock by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

coochie duster 

a Goateee

Dude, I had to shave my coochie duster off for that new job I got, what a load of pumpkinfuck

coochie duster by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

pumpkinfuck 

a big load of fucking shit

I'm stuck working overtime, all in all, its a big pumpkinfuck

pumpkinfuck by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

ace of spadez 

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal

Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down

ace of spadez by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently

Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee

futurama nerd by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

losh 

Something Worthy of praise

Where'd you get them new birkenstocks? they're pretty losh

losh by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

wacketh 

When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation

brb dude, I gotta wacketh it

wacketh by Jon Himself March 13, 2003