Definitions by jon himself

assmuffin

dry pieces of shit that accumulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs

damn, I need to start wiping better, I had ass muffins all over the place!

assmuffin by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

coochie duster 

a Goateee

Dude, I had to shave my coochie duster off for that new job I got, what a load of pumpkinfuck

coochie duster by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

pumpkinfuck 

a big load of fucking shit

I'm stuck working overtime, all in all, its a big pumpkinfuck

pumpkinfuck by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

ace of spadez 

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal

Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down

ace of spadez by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently

Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee

futurama nerd by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

boobins 

Mammary glands that are quite satisfactory

I was out with this bizzniotch, and I bought her some Mcdonalds, while in my car, we went at it, and I was all over the Boobins and Poontown, before I even kissed her. *respect*

boobins by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

losh 

Something Worthy of praise

Where'd you get them new birkenstocks? they're pretty losh

losh by Jon Himself March 13, 2003