The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,
Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.
Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.
(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,
(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.
(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.
by Jon Himself March 14, 2003
by Jon Himself June 02, 2003
by Jon Himself August 01, 2003
by Jon Himself September 12, 2003
After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.
the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently
by Jon Himself March 27, 2003