jon himself's definitions

safe haven

The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.

Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"

by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

balloonfoot

Nickname President George W Bush has given to Colin Powell.

Tell Balloonfoot not to give me any more crappy intelligence about Iraq

by Jon Himself January 14, 2005

losh

Something Worthy of praise

Where'd you get them new birkenstocks? they're pretty losh

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

gaybee

Something of homosexual tendencies, or a hetero person known to display some homosexual tendencies

You gaybee, stop staring at my dads ball cleavage

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

toe daggers

Unclipped toenails, that could be considers terrorism at airports

Man, I was sleeping with Mark's mom last night, ans a toe dagger totally sliced her ba donka donk.

by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

toe crackers

the nasty ass residue that is found inside your socks after many-many days without bathing, or changing your socks

Dude, I'm rolling a joint here, watch the toe crackers!!!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

legal tender

The definition of when a Broad is of "legal age of consent" this does vary from state to state

Hey Longbaugh, are these chicks Legal Tender? If not, we'll have to drive em to Indiana, hoooo!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003