jon himself's definitions

gaybee

Something of homosexual tendencies, or a hetero person known to display some homosexual tendencies

You gaybee, stop staring at my dads ball cleavage

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

legal tender

The definition of when a Broad is of "legal age of consent" this does vary from state to state

Hey Longbaugh, are these chicks Legal Tender? If not, we'll have to drive em to Indiana, hoooo!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

losh

Something Worthy of praise

Where'd you get them new birkenstocks? they're pretty losh

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

toe daggers

Unclipped toenails, that could be considers terrorism at airports

Man, I was sleeping with Mark's mom last night, ans a toe dagger totally sliced her ba donka donk.

by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

homoriffic

An act that is overflowing with homosexual and or retarded overtones

Dude, he's listening to Def Lepard, how homoriffic is that?

by Jon Himself July 31, 2003

shit giblets

small turds that come out leaving you unsatisfied in the wiping process

Yo, look at the shit giblets I left in your mommas bathroom

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003