fat mans charm

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.
(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.
by Jon Himself March 14, 2003
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whorebagger

damn, lisa's acting like a whorebagger today
by Jon Himself June 02, 2003
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homoriffic

An act that is overflowing with homosexual and or retarded overtones
Dude, he's listening to Def Lepard, how homoriffic is that?
by Jon Himself August 01, 2003
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dickled

the act of copulating with a male, getting the business, taking the high hard one, fornicating
dude, tash is getting dickled by every guy in the 815 area code, how ghey
by Jon Himself September 12, 2003
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flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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wacketh

When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation
brb dude, I gotta wacketh it
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently
Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee
by Jon Himself March 27, 2003
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