jon's definitions

moofer

cocky; arrogant son of a bitch.

you are such a moofer

by Jon April 8, 2003

fafoo

1. the name of a topical cream that dissolves anal warts
2. really stubborn dingleberries
3. a person that beats dogs mercilessly, only to nurse them back to health and beat them again.

1. I need some fafoo for my achin' ass.
2. I have a fafoo stuck on my ass hair.
3. Animal Control was called on that damn fafoo.

by Jon April 24, 2005

cotch

indeed from the old french coucher (to lie down), but the word couche (n) and Kouche (v) are both present in middle english, Chaucer meploys them.(largely due to the french influence on English, obviously). this also explains the ethnic variant "coootch" which some people use. also might be a variant of coach - originally Koche, named after the german town in which it was invented.

i'm enjoying my cotch. this room is a heavy cotch.

by jon December 1, 2004

Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-

A girls vagina

by Jon March 18, 2003

B.E.T.

Network that feeds off African-American stereotypes. Doesn't play real black music like blues. Viacom is killing US Television

BET music is a joke. It would be a real shocker to see performers like Keb Mo', Robert Cray, or Corey Harris featured on that network. They probably never won't.

by Jon May 19, 2003

MMORPG rpg games

These gaames are fun to play as long as u dont play all day! and fuck all u otha people who say they are for people who have no life,im sure u people play games to, maybe no RPG games but otha ones i guss u dont have a life ether huh!

No examples for u to read

by Jon April 21, 2004

Freedom Fried

The state of US democracy after four more years of bush.

Civil liberties were freedom fried by the latest Ashcroft bill.

by jon January 18, 2004