jon's definitions

cryptopsy

canadian death metal band. has quite possibly the fastest drummer in the world.

the band, cryptopsy, kicks your ass.

by jon October 23, 2003

above average

Not quite average not quite great a happy medium between them.

Jon was feeling above average after recieving a B on his last test.

G was above average after listening to his favorite song.

by Jon December 26, 2006

goku

the greatest fighter ever,even better then rocky

goku is not fat he is buff and is muscular and is pretty dumb but when it comes to fighting he is the smartest person in the universe

by jon June 30, 2004

free agent

The New 'adventure game' from LucasArts Starring Spaff.

Spaff is starring in 'Free Agent' from LucasArts

by jon January 27, 2004

in the weeds

When a waiter/waitress is serving too many people at once.

Ned, you're in the weeds. I think I'll get Julie to wait on the other six tables.

by Jon January 11, 2005

Taker

noun - someone who likes it in the backdoor usually very often

Joey is a taker, he loves getting it in the butt

by Jon November 11, 2003

choda

the piece of skin between alex's balls and her ass crack

Mr. Guerian and alex took turns licking each others dirty chodas.

by jon December 7, 2003