jon's definitions

durse wagon

a person with a gynormus ass. typically the size of a small automobile.

damn, look at that durse wagon

by jon May 18, 2004

splunker

When a person shits into another persons cleavage

chris james gave ray large a mad splunker in his basement

by jon May 19, 2004

how's it goin' eh?

A true Canadian greeting required for any real conversation.

Jim just gets up in the morning, walks into the kitchen to see his roomate there sipping his Tim Horton's double double coffee.
"How's it going eh?" Queries Jim, formalizing the conversation between them and fulfilling any requisites to speak with non-monosyllables.
Doug, the roomate, grunts in acknowledgement, then pours more coffee and bites his kruller from Tim Horton's, it's all about the tractor wheel eh.

by Jon May 20, 2004

chip chopin the blip blop

1. smokin the same spot

say dowg we chip chopin the blip blop today.

by Jon June 2, 2004

puntas

Pimp who brings on the milkshake

My PUNTAS brings all the boys to the yard!

by Jon June 3, 2004

enis

a fat kid from northern new jersey who smokes a lot of marijuana.

"yo enis, you got the herb?"

by Jon June 4, 2004

investment biker

n. 1.A person who attempts to hide their button-down, 9-5 life by dressing in leather and riding a motocycle on the weekend.

{conjunction of "investment banker" and "biker"; coined by Jon of Austin, TX}

That guy on the Harley sporting the latest J. Crew closed-toe sandle is such an investment biker.

by Jon June 5, 2004