splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation
i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.
by jon November 27, 2004
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clouds

clouds is a term used instead of high
usally herd amongst CKC
he got so clouds that he went out and bought deoderant
by jon September 02, 2008
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mxslicer

Someone who is unable to comprehend the slightest facts because he has a heavy "de-liberalizer" filter on his monitor.

Blindly worships anything conservative and republican, and uses ah homenien attacks to defend himself.
Jon: So I'm not happy with the current government.
MxSlicer: Shut up your P**** FA*
Another Conservative: Shup Up Mxslicer, your making your party look bad.
by Jon April 17, 2005
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Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.
Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.
by Jon April 04, 2005
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Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.
Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.
by Jon April 21, 2005
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che

OK, I'm Argentinian people, here's the real deal: Che is actually used mostly in Buenos Aires, the capitol. It's not true slang, it's just a word used in Argentina. Slang is more common in the inland regions, like Cordoba. Che means either "hey" or "buddy", or simply "hey, buddy."
by Jon August 01, 2005
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Assfro

The hair on the hair normally in large amounts in te shape of an afro.
Jon really needs to shave his assfro.
by Jon May 09, 2003
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