jon's definitions

americhink

1. American born Chinese.

2. Chinese who acts like he/she was born in America

3. Chinese with faux accent

Ching Chong speaks with an American accent, that Americhink.

by jon January 12, 2005

Malcolm X

Slang term for Ecstasy.

I just hit some Malcolm X

or

I just went out with Malcolm X for a while

by Jon January 14, 2005

The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.

I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1

by Jon January 17, 2005

Randy Orton

To be really cool, and then suddenyl turn "not cool".

Comes from WWE Superstar Randy Orton, who used to be a badass heel and have some decent matches. But since his un-deserved Heavyweight Title reign, he started to have lame matches and have some really suckass matches.

Did you see Larry? Look at that Orton. He used to be so cool. But now that he hit the Panama Red, he's less cool.

by Jon January 17, 2005

fat people

i think fat peopl should be shot at birth but until that law passes i think u should spit on them when u see them walking down the street as i do

did the air get fatter in here

by jon January 18, 2005

DIFLAW

Damn, I feel like a woman.

This is self explanatory.

by Jon January 18, 2005

texties

Short pieces of text, usually found on a website.

"This site is down"
"Leave the peas"

by Jon January 19, 2005