jon's definitions

my boys

The term one males uses to describe his male friends.

At this party my boys and I got into a fight.

by Jon January 3, 2005

platypuss

The most fucked up animal ever concieved!!!

"its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one fucked up animal!"

by Jon April 7, 2005

jnr loaded

a band with a air raid transexual as a singer.

jerry dont like this band,but knows them well...

a wierd hatred....

by jon November 5, 2003

Palo

Palo is basically a guy who likes to have sex with big fat transexual ogres. In his free time, he enjoys buttfucking horny kangaroos and eating cow testicles.

"Yummy." said Palo. "These testicles are delicious! I think I'll have some more"

by Jon July 5, 2004

thwapt

The sound you make when you pound Lucas' mom.

"Thwapt thwapt thwapt"

by Jon October 22, 2003

tyme machine

Another name for an ATM. Used by people from Wisconsin.

Before I go out I need to stop by the tyme machine. I'm broke as a joke.

by Jon May 16, 2004

Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)

by jon June 3, 2003