53 definitions by jon davis

1. The act of dating a person with the intent to marry.

2. A game where a black robe and some people in suits and ties dance around and pretend to establish justice on behalf of a terrorized victim of society.
1. I courted her for a while but realized that she wasn't The One.

2. The innocent man went to court and was thrown in prison for five years.
by jon davis January 14, 2004
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Obtainment or increase of wealth.

The Constitution of the United States of America makes reference to income, but does not define it. No law in the USC defines income.

"Income" in federal courts is treated to suggest any acquisition of Federal Reserve currency, or acquisition of any thing that can be converted to Federal Reserve currency.
Income tax is a tax imposed upon incomes.
by jon davis January 14, 2004
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Plural of income. Might be different forms of income.
The income tax is a tax imposed upon incomes.
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The state of one's sense of self being greater than it truly is.

The state of a person who is excessively prideful, pompous, or on a power stroke.
Leaders with bloated egos tend to be very rude and belligerant.
by jon davis January 14, 2004
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adj. Portraying the behavior of engaging in lust and pursuit of romantic or sexual relationships with people of the same gender.

n. Someone who engages in homosexual behavior.

See: gay, faggot, heterosexual, marriage, love, romance, sex, intercourse, penis, vagina, anus, eyes
A homosexual man engaged in sexual activity yesterday with another man.

A homosexual woman engaged in sexual activity yesterday with another woman.

I was devastated when I, a man, saw that the woman I admired was herself admiring another woman. She was a homosexual!
by jon davis January 14, 2004
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The act of perverting something.

A tweak, change, or adjustment of an otherwise true or accurate person, place, thing, or idea, to the point of making the person, place, thing, or idea no longer true or accurate.
Mormon belief is a perversion of Christianity.
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Not to be confused with U.S. citizen, an American citizen is a person who is a citizen of (one or some of) the fifty states of America.
I am an American citizen, born in Minnesota and living in California.
by jon davis January 14, 2004
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