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Definitions by johno

mik the prick 

This guy is a prick (hence the name)
GUY 1 : omg look over there
GUY 2 : where?
GUY 1 : there look, its mik the prick
mik the prick by johno April 14, 2005
Sheffield United Football Club

Play at Brammal Lane in Sheffield, England
up the blades

did you watch the blades game last night
blades by johno January 19, 2004

magicians hanky 

Term Used For Releasing a Never Ending Shit. Much Like The Magicians Hankey When Pulled Out Of His Sleeve
Oh Dear, Sorry i was so long in there....magicians hanky! I was on the beer all night!
magicians hanky by Johno January 15, 2004

Knobbly Penis

1. The first side effect of Genital Herpes

2. Small spots caused by the build up of smegma under the forskin and around the bell

3. Someone unlike and disrespected for some reason or another!
1. Oh dear, sleeping with sally has given me a knobbly penis

2. i had better take a really good shower, hopefully i can wash away my knobbly penis

3. That guys a knobbly penis, he touched my ass!
Knobbly Penis by Johno January 15, 2004
Lillith by johno November 30, 2003
He the jugular man.
That video man, it's jugular
jugular by Johno June 6, 2003