john stromboli's definitions

ur rabbit a faggit

worse than any insult, such as ur mom gay, ur bro a homo hobo, or ur hamster homo.

ur rabbit a faggit

by john stromboli February 22, 2021

Bard

An archetype in spore with the worst voice, just google "spore bard voice" and 1/2 of the comments will be haters.

Bard Empire: *le random mouth opening*
Me: shut the fructose up

by john stromboli March 29, 2021

😧😧👨 ⚕️👉😧👨 ⚕️😧🛌

Is this loss?

😧😧👨 ⚕️👉😧👨 ⚕️😧🛌

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

roombate

A portmanteau of roomba and roomate. Basically someone who gamers would call normal and what other people would call lonely. A person who only has his technology to be there with him. And tbh, can't really blame 'em. I mean, who else wouldn't want to basically have a threesome with their computer and gamer chair?

roombate

by john stromboli April 14, 2021

liquid fortnitrogen

The ultimate solution for cringy fortnite kids.

Fortnite kid: i got the dub
Mom: *pours liquid fortnitrogen onto child*
Fortnite kid: 👁👄👁

by john stromboli April 23, 2021

ur husbo a lesbo

worse than ur granny tranny, worse than ur wife has no life, worse than anything. this is why gympies make horses turn into lemmings. after you say this, please not that the Free Uncle Commitment Kids (FUCK) is not responsible for any suicides, homicides, regicides, genocides, or pesticides. use at your own risk.

ur husbo a lesbo

by john stromboli April 29, 2021