john stromboli's definitions

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how the FUCK did you find this

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by john stromboli December 29, 2022

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When you are so bored you make a border in the middle of the keyboard and then type all the letters in the two sections you just made

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by john stromboli December 29, 2022

ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

medic slave

The Medic Slave is a subtype of the Medic in TF2. They usually find someone (usually a Heavy) and heal them and act as their servant/slave.

This medic slave is amazing

by john stromboli November 22, 2020

vac-ation

A VAC ban.
Quite rare since VAC is ass.

Guy 1: What happened to (username here)?
Guy 2: He went on a VAC-ation.

by john stromboli November 22, 2020

snoldier

A soldier who uses their primary weapon to snipe people. Basically a huntsman sniper but the arrows go straight instead of falling.

We got a snoldier on the bridge!

by john stromboli November 27, 2020

friendly killer

The scum of the earth. Includes, but is not limited to, scunts and spies who use their sappers just to make friendly engies salty af.

Vince: This friendly killer keeps sapping my disp!
Joel: Hold up, I'll be demo and sticky trap a circle around you.

by john stromboli October 25, 2020