Meerkat on a lid

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Worse than your granny tranny, worse than your sister a mister, worse than everything. Your opponent will get on one knee and lick your damn feet clean if you say this.

your hubby a teletubby
some random bro: i serve you my master

by john stromboli December 14, 2021

What George Harrison and Ringo Starr play while John and Paul write songs, along with marbles.

Woman: What do you and Ringo do while John and Paul write songs?
George: We play marbles. Or marples.

by john stromboli March 03, 2025

As I'm typing this, I am slowly dying from heat stroke because of this insult. Never use it, unless you want to die.

some heckin bicher: ur wife has no life
everyone: mR sTaRk...

by john stromboli February 16, 2021

You tried your best to spell fuck with the left side of the keyboard.

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by john stromboli August 05, 2022

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by john stromboli March 02, 2024