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Snowgrave

Spoiler Warning, if you don't want Deltarune Chapter 2 spoiled then get out of here.

Snowgrave is a spell Noelle uses (but doesn't know), turns out it's fatal to Berdly as he is encased in ice.
Also the most well known name for a secret Route. Other names include the Pipis Route, Weird Route, etc.

by john stromboli October 19, 2021

ezpzlmnsquez

A fancier version of "easy peasy lemon squeezy" if you pronounce it correctly

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by john stromboli February 15, 2023

poompeii

A crap so massive it can't even fit in the toilet without snaking like a coil.

Guy: Hurry up!
Other Guy: Hold on bro, calm down!
Guy: I'M GONNA MAKE A POOMPEII IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP!

by john stromboli June 30, 2020

liquid fortnitrogen

The ultimate solution for cringy fortnite kids.

Fortnite kid: i got the dub
Mom: *pours liquid fortnitrogen onto child*
Fortnite kid: 👁👄👁

by john stromboli April 23, 2021

ur wife has no life

As I'm typing this, I am slowly dying from heat stroke because of this insult. Never use it, unless you want to die.

some heckin bicher: ur wife has no life
everyone: mR sTaRk...

by john stromboli February 16, 2021

marples

What George Harrison and Ringo Starr play while John and Paul write songs, along with marbles.

Woman: What do you and Ringo do while John and Paul write songs?
George: We play marbles. Or marples.

by john stromboli March 3, 2025

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How the fuck did you get here

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by john stromboli March 2, 2024