john stromboli's definitions

snoldier

A soldier who uses their primary weapon to snipe people. Basically a huntsman sniper but the arrows go straight instead of falling.

We got a snoldier on the bridge!

by john stromboli November 27, 2020

erhjm

All of the letters that, when searched on U.D, will bring you to that same letter.

erhjm

by john stromboli February 9, 2020

iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment

What Winston Churchill once said

"iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment."

Winston Churchill

by john stromboli August 5, 2022

disp

Short for dispenser. Used in Team Fortress 2.

Joel: this dumb Spy keeps sapping my disp

by john stromboli October 27, 2020

ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

ur wife has no life

As I'm typing this, I am slowly dying from heat stroke because of this insult. Never use it, unless you want to die.

some heckin bicher: ur wife has no life
everyone: mR sTaRk...

by john stromboli February 16, 2021

marples

What George Harrison and Ringo Starr play while John and Paul write songs, along with marbles.

Woman: What do you and Ringo do while John and Paul write songs?
George: We play marbles. Or marples.

by john stromboli March 3, 2025